Incorrect Gravity Falls

Toby: This just in; Bill Cipher has been caught! Dipper: phew! Toby: -on camera eating a human being alive! Dipper: WHAT

Ford: Did you bring it? Stan: *hands over a briefcase* Ford: *opens case of ducklings* The deal was 8. Stan: Hey Im just the delivery guy. *Stans hat quacks*

Mabel: Turn that frownizzle upside-downizzle! Dipper: *frowns angrier*

Bill: It's a deal then? Let's shake on it! Dipper: Is that hand syrup-free? Bill: I cannot guarantee that! Dipper: I'm gunna pass.

MonsterFalls!Mabel: If Dipper wore pants would it be on his back legs and tail or on all of his legs and under belly?

Wendy: I was leaving work the other day and almost hit Dipper with my car, I didn't see him running around the corner but then he ran out in front of me and I slammed on the breaks. He stopped and dabbed in the middle of the street, his immediate reaction to almost dying was to DAB.

Dipper: Ok, we're about to start the interview! Mabel: He's gunna ask you questions, but our video camera is low on battery so try to keep it simple ok? Ford: I'm a scientist, everything is simple. Mabel: Ooookaaaay. And go. Dipper: *stares intently at Ford* Ford: ..... Mabel: .....Ask him questions. Dipper: Oh right.

Young!Stan: Look! Im telling you its there! Young!Ford: And Im telling you, its not. Young!Stan: Yeah-huh, you can feel it! Young!Ford: *pulls at stans armpit "hair"* Young!Stan: OW! You pulled the skin! Young!Ford: Because theres NO HAIR THERE.

Dipper: Bill is out there, and someone needs to stop the things he do! I mean does. Mabel: "Things he do"? Wow.

Gideon: *screaming and crying loudly* Bud: When he gets to hurtin inside and cant use his emotional words right, he takes to streakin like that. Gideon: *still screaming and jumps out the window in his underwear*

Bill: Not to worry, I have a permit. Stanford: ....this is just a piece of paper that says 'I can do whatever I want'.

Dipper: When was the last time you sharpened your pencils?? Never! Theyre just pens painted to look like pencils! Conspiracy!

Dipper: Well do you want the job done fast or done fast AND right? Wendy: Ehhh just fast. Dipper: ???? Wendy: I dont like multitasking.

Young!Stan: You look like a girl with that hat! Young!Ford: Am I a pretty girl? Young!Stan: Uh, yeah sure youre gorgeous.

Bill: intercourse Dipper: Im offended Bill: Lol sorry autocorrect

Stan: Oh, careful outside today, it's very muggy outside. Ford: If I go outside and the lawn is covered in all the mugs Im strangling you. Stan: *sips coffee from a bowl silently*