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I really hope Rudyard on The Moon is going to be set before the finale, partly cos it makes most sense for fun character dynamics and not interfering with the existing resolution, but mostly cos it's just hilarious to me if the Funn twins literally went to the moon by accident one time and then no one ever mentioned it again.
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I'm excited for Rudyard On The Moon. It's been described as blending HG Wells and Wodehouse :)
I also noticed that the font for the title looks very similar to the Tin Tin comics. I haven't read much TinTin, but I do remember that there was one called Destination Moon.
I'm hoping there's going to be to a mad inventor/scientist type character living in Piffling. It seems to be sort of place that really should have one.
Not long ago I wrote a mini fan fic for my sister about an inventor moving into the lighthouse. She and Madeline swapped bodies after one of her machines goes haywire.
I'm a terrible at writing but I had fun ๐ญ
Wooden Overcoats returns to London Podcast Festival on 6 September 2026. Watch it live onstage or stream it online for up to seven days after. Now book here In person Streaming
After celebrating our 10th anniversary last year with a sell-out spectacular, Wooden Overcoats returns to London Podcast Festival with a brand-new episode, never seen or heard before.
When their latest funeral goes wrong, the Funn twins get trapped inside an experimental space capsule โ as it blasts off on its maiden voyage to the Moon! Can Georgie take one big step for the Funns by working with their rival Eric to bring them back to Piffling?
Blending H.G. Wells with P.G. Wodehouse, these unusual events are drawn from another unpublished chapter of Madeleineโs Memoirs of a Funeral House Mouse.
โIโm not the first mouse to be sent into space,โ says Madeleine, โBut I am the first one to have a multi-book publishing deal. So there.โ
Series 1 Rudyard:
R: they want me to organise a village fair ๐ญwe have to flee the country!
*It's a disaster, people cry*
Series 4 Rudyard:
R: I'm organising a pirate parade! We're going to build a replica ship and then blow it up!!! ๐
*It's chaos, but the people love it*
That's character development ๐โโ๏ธ
WHIMSICAL MUGS โก
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A once-in-a-lifetime shot โ the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. ๐ ๐
This week's Red Dwarf prompt is: Neurodiversity! Feel free to write, draw, or edit the posse in relation to this theme (or get creative in other ways)!
Please tag @reddwarfprompts and use #RDP02 so I can reblog anything you create!
Guidelines / Q&A can be found under pinned!
Rudyard Ruins Everything will be released in your podcast feed as a mini-series, recorded in studio. Just like the rest of the show.
Last year, we performed our tenth year special at the London Podcast Festival to a sold out audience. Rudyard Ruins Everything was a new 90 minute story that took place between seasons two and three. If you made it to our birthday party in person or online, thank you. It was amazing.
So amazing, in fact, that we want to share it with even more of you.
We recut the script into a four episode mini-series, set over four days on Piffling. Then we booked a studio and recorded it all over a weekend in May. For once, we didn't need a fundraiser: your live show ticket sales helped us over the line and into the studio!
Rudyard Ruins Everything: A Very Mini Series will be available to you, for free, wherever you get your podcasts.
Thursday 24 September: Rudyard Ruins Everything - Day 1 Friday 25 September: Rudyard Ruins Everything - Day 2 Saturday 26 September: Rudyard Ruins Everything - Day 3 Sunday 27 September: Rudyard Ruins Everything - Day 4
Music: James Whittle & The Piffling Philharmonic Footage: London Podcast Festival & Sonica Studios Photographs: Andrew Ab
Rudyard Ruins Everything: A Very Mini Series, wherever you get your podcasts. 24 - 27 September Photos: Odinn Orn Hilmarsson
...does this tote bag from the Funeral Museum in Vienna count as Wooden Overcoats merch? ๐ค
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Fic Idea: The Week of Misrule.
Rudyard is researching the island's Misrule traditions, which the Mayor then decides to reinstate.
Georgie creates a Wheel of Fortune, with participants' names and occupations inscribed upon it. After it has spun round, people are assigned temporary new job roles.
Eric takes over the circus; Antigone works in the library ; Georgie is Mayor. Rudyard is tricked into participating and becomes a vet, with Madaline as his assistant.
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
Sailor Moon on Fox Kids and Pokemon (I'm in the UK) first show I knew that was anime.
Before that The Moomins and The Little Prince.
Antigone: Ah, what a beautiful spring morning. ๐Oh, good morning, Mr Devon ๐
Mr Devon: Miss Funn, lovely day, isn't it? Here's your two pints of semi skimmed - added to your bill - and me mother.
A: Thank you...sorry, what? ๐คจ
Mr Devon: two pints and me mother. Here you go.
A: ๐ฑ
Mr D: she died late last night. Thought I might as well deliver her to your door while on me rounds. Save you the trouble of coming for her yourselves.
A: How thoughtful....
Mr D: I best be off before the milk gets warm. I'll ring later about the arrangements. Good day, Miss Funn.
A: G-good day....Oh, she's heavy! ๐ Rudyard! Rudyard! Get up and help me! Oh, why did I open the door...๐ญ
HI TAY ๐
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I have a headcanon that Rudyard suffers from migraines, but there's an urban legend that during the prodrome phase he can see visions of the future, particularly along the themes of death.
Sid Marlowe: They say he can see the future.
Eric: No, he can't ๐
Sid: Then how do you explain how he knew that Mrs Perkins would die on her birthday...and it came to pass?
Eric: Because she went sky diving on her birthday...and she was 105!
Cue Sidney attempting to purposely trigger a migraine so that he can investigate.
Sid: Time for Sidney Marlowe, Investigative Journalist Extraordinaire, to launch his exposรฉ into the Case of the Psychic Undertaker.
Eric: What are you planning on doing, Sid? And investigate what? Rudyard is not psychic! There's nothing to investigate! ๐ฉ
S: Doubters always say that. Step 1: Uncover his migraine triggers.
E: ๐คจhow?
S: by spying on him! ๐
E: That's unethical! Not to mention impractical.
S: It's all above board, Eric-Boy. When you wear the journalist hat, you can do whatever you like!
E: That's not true! There are rules!
S: Well, if there are, I've not heard of them. Later, Eric-Boy! I'll let you know what I find out!
E: ๐I'm staying out of this one...up to a point...
*
Agatha Doyle: Morning, Mr Funn ๐After your usual sherbet fountain? Each one shortens your life by 20 minutes, but they are pleasingly fizzy.
R: Thank you, Ms Doyle.
Sid: SHERBET!
R: ๐ฑ
AD: Mr Marlow, whatever were you doing hiding in the jelly bean tub? ๐คจ And how long have you been in there?
S: I'm asking the questions today, Ms Doyle! (and you might wish to wash your jelly beans). Now tell me, Rudyard, lad, what is it about the sherbet fountain that appeals to your sweet tooth? Is it the lemon flavouring, or its uncanny ability to trigger excruciating headaches?
AD: ๐ก
R: It doesn't?
AD: Of course my sherbet doesn't cause headaches! They come with a warning of developing diabetes, but not headaches!
S: I see....not...sherbet....Now, what's the opposite of sherbet? ๐ค
AD: a philosophical question, to be sure.
R: I don't know...something chewy, maybe, like toffee.
S: toffee, aha! And why haven't you brought any toffees today?
R: Uh -
AD: He's not old enough and you know it! Read the sign!
S: This investigation has hit a dead end...but it's too early to quit!
S: time for round two, Rudyard....if not sweets then let's try something else..
2 AM at Sid's office...
R: Mr Marlowe, I came as quickly as I could...๐ฅฑwhere's the body? ๐
S: uh, what body?
R: I don't know! You telephoned to say that you'd found a body and you needed me to take it away. So where is it?
S: Oh. Sorry, Rudyard, boy, must have done all that in my sleep! ๐
R: in your sleep? ๐คจ
S: Yep, prone to that kind of thing, I am. Petunia is always complaining about it. Aren't you, Petunia?
P: Ello', Rudyard! ๐
R: So, let me get this straight. You telephoned me at two in the morning, in your sleep, dreaming about having found a body, and dragged me out of my own bed, for no good reason?
S: yep. Sorry, Rudders. Must be a bit stressful for you, no sleep and the fire alarm going off...and the fire alarm going off.
R: what fire alarm?
S: the fire alarm! THE FIRE ALARM!
R: ๐คจ
S: Why didn't it go off?
E: Morning, all. Enjoying yourselves?
R: Chapman!
S: Eric! What you doing here?
E: Funny thing, Sid. I sometimes sleep walk ๐ and when I do I wander around in the early hours and temporarily disable fire alarm systems. It really is a peculiar thing. Don't worry, I'll turn it back on first thing.
S: ๐ก You know, Eric, boy, you were interrupting an important meeting -
R: No, he wasn't. I'm going back to bed.
E: Night, Rudyard. ๐
S: Rudyard.
The next day...
S: I'll get you this time, Rudyard, boy....Oh, hey, Rudyard! Over here!
R: Mr Marlowe, any more dream bodies for me?
S: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. And to make it up to you have this coffee I brought just for you.
R: What kind of coffee?๐คจ
S: don't worry. Because I don't know what you like I just went for a decaff latte with semi skimmed milk.
R: Well, I am tired so I suppose one sip couldn't hurt...
S: ๐
R: ๐ณ oh, no...
S: what's wrong, Rudyard?
R: was there chocolate in that?
S: oh, no, so there was! How did that happen? Are you alright, Rudyard?
R: my head....๐ everything is spinning....
S: what's happening? Is it a migraine?
R: Sidney Marlowe will die tonight....๐ตโ๐ซ
S: What?
R: in a terrible, terrible, bizarre accident...
S: What accident? Speak, prophet, I need to know!
R: oh, it's horrible! Too gruesome for me to share! Oh, why so many rabbits?
S: No, please tell me! I don't want to die!
R: too bad! Sid Marlowe is destined to die by plague of rabbied rabbits, eating him alive!
S: no! ๐ฑ
R: They escaped from the secret mad scientist who lives just down the road, and they've been experimented on to be made super evil! They'll munch on his fingers, bite down on his kneecaps, rip off his earlobes!
S: Stop it!
R: Some even set up home in his stomach! And his final words...something about "I should have left the amazing Rudyard Funn alone! I do wish I could apologise."
S: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please, Spirit, I can change!
R: ๐คฃ๐คฃ
S: What? Now, hang on, I thought you were having a migraine!
E: Hello again, Sidney, sorry for the scare. But I couldn't not tell Rudyard your plan.
R: the look on your face...๐
S: yeah, yeah, you got me ๐....I'm sorry, Rudyard, lad. Hearing that prophesy has made me want to change my ways. I'll never try to trigger someone's migraine for the sake of a story again. Now, if you excuse me, gents, I have to go home and rabbit proof my bedroom...and my earlobes...
E: good work, Rudyard. I nearly gave myself away by trying not to laugh so loudly.
R: well....thank you for telling me what Sidney was up to....quite decent of you, I suppose. ๐
E: Sure. Coffee?
R: thanks....oh. ๐ณ
E: you know, it was quite fun being on the same side for once, we should - Rudyard? Rudyard, are you ok?
R: you put caramel syrup in my coffee....
E: No, I didn't, I.....I gave you my coffee by mistake....๐ฑ
R: ๐ตโ๐ซThe Baron will come for Eric Chapman๐ตโ๐ซ
E: What? ๐ฑ Hey, Rudyard, snap out of it! Are you okay?
R: my head is splitting...๐
E: Here, let me get you home....
R: did I say anything just now...? I felt strange....
E: no, nothing. ๐ณ
we get the body in the coffin in the ground on time!!!!!!!
