Musically Mad

I don’t think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling 

I love how dogs don’t get embarrassed they just do very clumsy awkward clunky giant baby things and then continue on their day without thinking twice. I wish I was more like a dog

ummm i love her

FLUFFY PIGS

Look at the bABIES

he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage 

i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time

good job

plop

maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

I shouldn’t be laughing but wow this is great

Rub the booty. Hug the booty. Love the booty.

Caress the booty. Undress the booty. De-stress the booty.

Massage the booty Eat the booty

You gotta be the booty