Just another day in paradise

Death is stupid I’m staying live’ fuck it 

Don’t stay too long though, you might run out of money, go in debt to cure your illnesses due to old age and pass your debt over to your loved ones. (No seriously, this is my fears about staying alive too long…)

im staying alive even if it inconveniences EVERYONE

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

if a puppy falls asleep on you youre not allowed to move its illegal

Same goes for a girl

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

1970′s feminist vandalism