I'm the alpha turkey

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

yeah sure whatever

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

xxx

Is this the Dungeon Meshi I’ve heard so much about?

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved