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How do I meet the strangest men? They always seem to find me.

There were some instructions in images and text that said stuff like "you have to <file/folder copying process that I can't remember> so that your worlds save - there is god tier armour that you do not want to lose", and I think one of the downloads even said "often these things say try before you buy, but only the douche pirates say that." Going on to stylistically say how you should download the game and keep using it and not bother about the consequences. Also, if you pirated Minecraft Alpha, you famously at the time could not craft fences.

Everybody is a Homosexual Piece of Gravel

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

Life as a Minecraft Villager

I especially love to get a mod that lets me build ships out of normal blocks then explore and sail the seas, then use what ive collected on my voyages to build a cozy home, then maybe eventually seaside town. Use the saplings and flower's collected to landscape the countryside. No farms besides the fields of wheat or carrots. I dont really go into caves often, i just trade the wheat for emeralds and then use the emeralds to get tools from another villager.

At the crossroads, don’t turn left

IM SOBBING THE NEW KITTENS ARE SO CUTE. THEY GOT NEW MEOWS. THE NEW MEOWS!!!!! THEYRE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

they're doing this to me tomorrow

steve (alongside all the other default skins, for that matter) are referred to with they/them and with gender-neutral language by the developers!

and again, in the latest skin-related video, both steve and sunny are referred to solely with they/them. the developers seem pretty set and comfortable with the genderless nature of the player characters, which makes it really confusing as to why the rest of the branding ignores that fact entirely