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outside my new tower :)

observing my burger mechanism

I don't know if Minecraft is going to be OK again, or even if it's going to be not worse than it is now. The world in the 2020's really sucks.

>set to "your oyster"

the specific build in question btw

How do I meet the strangest men? They always seem to find me.

There were some instructions in images and text that said stuff like "you have to <file/folder copying process that I can't remember> so that your worlds save - there is god tier armour that you do not want to lose", and I think one of the downloads even said "often these things say try before you buy, but only the douche pirates say that." Going on to stylistically say how you should download the game and keep using it and not bother about the consequences. Also, if you pirated Minecraft Alpha, you famously at the time could not craft fences.

Everybody is a Homosexual Piece of Gravel

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

Life as a Minecraft Villager

I especially love to get a mod that lets me build ships out of normal blocks then explore and sail the seas, then use what ive collected on my voyages to build a cozy home, then maybe eventually seaside town. Use the saplings and flower's collected to landscape the countryside. No farms besides the fields of wheat or carrots. I dont really go into caves often, i just trade the wheat for emeralds and then use the emeralds to get tools from another villager.