霞構荔 ~ 虎金貼伤不起

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

hey that's me! @ teaandrobots on twitter I mean. not the Irish baby.

i hate kink i hate sex booo 👎👎 no more pussy no more dick

and.. no more war… wolrd peace now. My final message

clit is short for classical literature

Official Classic Lit Post

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

you have to remember that people will simply say all kinds of things

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce