I have so much white tops
Im the opposite, I have almost all black tops. We are yin and yang
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I have so much white tops
Im the opposite, I have almost all black tops. We are yin and yang

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PSA: LUSHâs newest anti-lifting technology! Fucking WASPS! installed on every bottle of Gorgeous!!
shoplifters beeware
Boosting tip #2
If selling online (like poshmark, letgo, eBay, etc) itâs good to get good ratings to keep customers coming back.
1. Pack items really well for shipment. Especially if itâs pressed powders or glass (my specialty is makeup if you couldnât tell).
2. Free samples. I go to Ross and lift boxes of sheet masks or eye masks and include 1 in each shipment with a cute thank you note (I also lift thank you cards)
3. Timeliness. Ship your orders out asap. They will appreciate it so much if you do this. If you donât want the mailman coming by your house to pick up a crap ton of boxes, many grocery stores have a post office counter at customer service. Just call or check online first.
I am obsessed with Anthropologie again :,) This was my first time lifting at & Other Stories! Iâve been lusting after this dress for a whileâşď¸đ I wish I could have gotten more, but I was more testing the security of the store than anything elseđ
đAnthropologieđ
⢠Rose quartz face roller - £21.00
⢠Opal face roller - £21.00
⢠Beaded heart purse - £20.00
⢠Beaded velvet Leo purse - £26.00
⢠Embellished pearl earrings - £34.00
⢠Shining star hoop earrings - £38.00
⢠Blue druzy earrings - £34.00
⢠Sparkle drop earrings - £34.00
⢠Embellished leaf gold headband - £34.00
⢠Moon and stars blue velvet headband - £34.00
⢠Jewelled-bee striped headband - £32.00
⢠Rainbow-jewelled headband - £38.00
⢠Quartier black and berry dress - £128.00
⢠Lorelai black ruffle dress - £98.00
đPaperchaseđ
⢠Black velvet bug notebook - £14.00
đZarađ
⢠White ruffle black velvet dress - £49.95
⢠Contrast black lace dress - £49.95
đ& Other Storiesđ
⢠Velvet pearl-button mini dress - £69.00
um excuse me maâam but this is GORGEOUS????
IM SO FUCKING PISSED AND SCARED
I was off last night and I decided to go into my store anyway because one of my favorite vendors was there are people from đđ are fucking great I aways get free stuff from them. I had gone to tjm@x and there was a cat eye too faced pallete that I lifted there. This lady followed me in her car across town and bursted into my main store and she is this stupid white soccer mom with like 8000 kids in tow. She literally yells âTHERE SHE IS OFFICER THATS THE SHOPLIFTER!!!!!â Pointing at me. The officer then stares at her then me. His name is Jacob and he starts laughing iâve known Jacob probably about three years now he is the cop that patrols my strip mall. Now this bitch grabs my purse and we start having a tug of war and my medication that I filled earlier in the day goes flying out since itâs ADHD medicine it has a pretty high street value she then accuse me of being a drug dealer at this point my face is red and Iâm crying my medication is extremely expensive because like Iâve said in a former post I donât have insurance. At this point the cops were called and Iâm bawling my eyes out and my coworkers and customers in the stores were staring at me Iâm so embarrassed thank God I emptied the pallet into my car I had to call my psychiatrist and my pharmacy and they wonât fill it even though what happened Iâm so angry I want to die. I had to talk to a lawyer today and Iâm going to press charges with the stupid bitch I donât care if she has 8 billion kids Iâm taking her to court I hate people like this. I havenât been able to find my medication bottle and we canât find it on Camera I think a customer might have taken it Iâm so embarrassed am I doing the right thing by taking her to court?
FUCKING YES SHE MORTHERFUCKING ASSAULTED YOU WTH SHE CANT GET AWAY WITH SHIT LIKE THAT. SHE NEEDS TO REPAY YOUR MEDICINE
sue her ass for everything sheâs worth
Ugh.. please sue. Having to pay the expensive price for something that wasnât even your fault is not right. Plus that is creepy! Driving around town⌠what in the world? Man.. I imagine her as a complete slob whoâs pregnant 24/7 and uses her kids as slaves while eating month-old soggy McDonalds and browses furry porn on Tumblr. Sorry but thatâs all that I think of.
GET HER ASS
Story time. When I first started getting good at lifting I went to Sephor@ to get some pallets. I grabbed one and walked over to my blind spot but other people were there and wouldnât leave, so I set it down and browsed a while longer then left. I got outside, to my car, and was driving away when a lady that had been in my blind spot came out dragging the mall security guard and started yelling that I stole the pallet and wouldnât let me leave. So I got out of my car to talk to the security guard and since I didnât steal anything that time (and had nothing else in my bag or car) I offered to show him so it wouldnât be an issue. (my dad is a cop & he knows I lift so he always told me to offer up proof I didnât do anything if I could bc it makes me less suspicious for the next time). The lady shoved me out of the way knocking me down & dislocating my shoulder in the process and throwing my purse across the parking lot and jumped in my car searching through it. After she threw my purse my meds (Xanax and oxycodone) went missing. I got the real cops involved and pressed charges against her and sued her. In the end she had to pay for all my medical bills and therapy sessions, as well as for the meds that went missing and for âpain and sufferingâ and missed wages bc I was out of work so much for my injury and court dates. She also was found guilty for assault, and felony larceny bc my meds cost over 1500$ at that time. My lawyer said a known friend of hers was caught with the meds but they couldnât prove they were working together to get them. If they couldâve she wouldâve been charged with possession and possession with intent to sell.
When it was all said and done she ended up paying out over 10,000$ and had to serve time. Its well worth it it take her to court and taker her for all sheâs worth.
YESSS i love this, that will show her noisy ass. Mind your damn business.
THESE STORIES ARE FUCKING INSANE ITS MAKEUP PALETTE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN PEOPLES LIVES BECAUSE OF IT CHRIST FUCK YES SUE THEN
fuck Iâm crying Iâm sorry itâs so funny but damn Karen needs to get her and her 8 billion kids the fuck together.

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hnnnh??
does anyone have a recommended cheap brand of structured bag they use for lyfting?
The Rosetti Go Sybil Satchel from Walmart is the bag I use, it's semi-structured and has 6 pockets, you can also switch between handbag and shoulder bag. It's 22 bucks but I just stole it, take off the handle tags and inside filling and walk out a different door than you came in. The black Big Buddha bags are also structured but slightly smaller.
lifting 101- what to do if you get stopped
please for the love of god if you get stopped donât start crying and admit to everything. Play it cool and act like you donât know what theyâre talking about. They can only (legally) search you if they have probable cause! Lp and saâs will try to scare you into admitting to lifting and consenting to being searched, but unless they have probable cause they are not allowed to search you. Meaning they have to see you conceal the items, whether on camera or in person. If they try to stop you because you look âsuspiciousâ or they refuse to let you leave the store because they âsuspect you are shopliftingâ or something like that, then itâs illegal!!! That is called false imprisonment and illegal detainment. And you can sue them. Make this know if they try to keep you.
So, if youâre stopped on suspicion of shoplifting, they must have probable cause and if not, you are free to leave. Period. If they fail to present probable cause, walk your ass right on out. (And then donât come back to that store for a long ass time lol)
Check the laws where you live and also remember that LP and SAâs could break the law anyway! Iâve seen plenty of stories...
It's been said a million times but
Stop!! Reposting!!! From outside the community!!
Antis are fucking dedicated okay. I wasn't here for the doxxing scare a while back but tags and reposting outside the community are how they fuckin find us you dumbasses.
Remove your exif data (post with a VPN if you're really that worried)
Don't give any personal info, not even your name.
Make your backgrounds as blank as possible because people CAN recognise what's in them.
And don't, repost, outside of the fucking community.
One person reblogs something from a non-lifting account and that's all it can take for antis to find us. Suddenly they'll be seeing all the other lifters you reblog from and they may not be as safe as you.
DON'T REBLOG OUTSIDE THE COMMUNITY FOR THE SAKE OF YOURSELF AND OTHER LIFTERS. YOU ARE MAKING IT EASIER FOR ANTIS TO FIND US AND FOR PEOPLE WHO OTHERWISE WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN KNOWN ABOUT US TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE COMMUNITY AND WHO'S IN IT.
I WILL NOT FUCKING SAY IT AGAIN.
another art haul lol (also i hit 2k) itâs ridiculous how this all adds up to approx $100 yall got me fucked up !
graphic pencils // $26.99Â
pens // $27.99Â
color pencils // $32.99
buttons // $4.50 (not pictured)Â
=$92.47
Yay for small hauls! Art hauls always shock me because of how much this stuff cost. Capitalism wyd?
Egotistical Loss Prevention Beat Up a 15 year old girl over stealing a candy bar
This is fucking disgusting, fuck these types of LP, hope they lose their jobs and get charged. JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC WOULD IF THEY DID THIS.
https://www.facebook.com/kristin.nerton/videos/1697837943589507/
this is absolutely horrific, and the way the lp reacted was insane in comparison to the crime. i feel so sorry for that poor girl - thank god all those people were there to witness this and keep it from getting further out of hand

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Lifting for Depression?
So⌠I just found out my girlfriend was cheating on me. AGAIN. Sheâs been lying about so many things and Iâve just let it slide. I can already tell Iâm relapsing again, not eating, not moving from my bed and not sleeping. đŁ I need some advice if I ever get out of my bed to go lift, what should I lift that can help with depression and having an eating disorder? Bath bombs help but Iâm running low :( any tips guys?
Iâm sorry youâre going thru all this. When I was severely depressed, my favorite items to lift were books (novels) to keep me distracted/engrossed in another world for awhile. Self-care items like bath stuff and makeup. Word puzzle books!! Iâm a huge fan of word puzzles. Pens to go with the puzzles! Stuffies to squeeze (I prefer pusheen.) Vitamins/gummies, cuz if you struggle with ED, then make sure you get your vitamins somehow.
@pretzel-lift thankyou â¤ď¸ Iâll lift some stuffed animals to snuggle with. I have vitamins too since Iâm a vegetarian, but Iâll probably get more.
Stuff that distracts you or makes you feel good? Art supplies (those colouring in books if youâre not seriously arty), craft goodies, candles, essential oils to burn, face masks, nail polish, a nice hand cream, nice PJs or loungey gear if youâre barely moving from bed, hair treatments, journalling supplies, stickers, fluffy bed socks, lip balm?
Friendly reminder:
If you beep at Walmart, you may not realize. All of my locations have a very pleasant, sing-songy beeping sound. So listen for any sound at all and donât think youâre safe just because you donât hear an alarming ominous sound.
They just want you to think youâre safe. Probably so catching you off guard and tackling you is easier.
Happy âshopping!â
My Mental Health Was Declining Mini Haul (5 Items)
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đ¸Hydrating Amethyst mask: $3.99
đ¸Balancing Moonstone Mask: $3.99
đ¸Neon Vibes Get Lit Illuminating: $3.99
đ¸Starstruck lashes: $4.00
đ¸Bustler Lashes: 6.12
TOTAL: $22.09
At work today my co-worker came up to the register with like two handfuls of hard tags and screamers and on the outside I was like âHoly shit. Fucking crooks.â Inside however I was like âHoly shit I wanna see that haul.â
By the way, I am currently employed at a R0$$ So if anyone has any questions even though itâs literally the easiest store. Just ask me.
ayy i always want extra help. whatâs the lp situation like?
Okay so Iâm going to tell you what I know so far because LP was with me for literally a WEEK and then the company got rid of ours because we had such low loss (LMAO but now we dont). Iâll talk to a coworker of mine who has worked with them for years though and update this post. Take all this with salt though because these are for stores in my region but all stores re different.
What I do know/various other facts since I work as everything but LP:
-They and all employees are not allowed to step off the curb/sidewalk next to the store. So if you grab some shit and run into the parking lot then congrats you have won. Keep in mind though that employees that feel like they need to be heroes and random customers might chase you. I say ânot afraid to be firedâ because if we are caught doing this we are automatically terminated. We arenât even allowed to carry furniture to an elderly persons car, they have to pull up to the curb.
-We arenât allowed to check your purse/reusable bag unless you allow us to (some people are so afraid of being seen as theives they actually come to us randomly and are like âI just want you guys to know I came in to use the bathroom and didnât steal anythingâ) So if you come in, conceal and leave but you beep. We just wave you off and are usually like âprobably your phone!â If you bought something though like sheets, clothing, or comforters. We will just check to see if we missed something and if thereâs nothing we just wave you off again lmao.Â
-If we see you conceal then you will have LP and SA circling you but the SA can not approach you ever. Itâs pretty much intimidation. We simply arenât allowed to. Take this with a grain of salt though because there are always outliers. A manager is allowed to approach you apparently but ours is fucking passive and wonât approach. Just sighs.Â
-Donât conceal in the fitting room unless your local store has people who just donât fucking care. At our store not only do we count every single piece (i.e a 2 piece swimsuit counts as 2 items instead of 1) we pat down the clothes to check for hidden ones, and we shake it sometimes to make hidden things fall out. Also if you donât come out with all the items, SA and LP will be notified and will follow you.
-If youâre going to swap tags, do it with similar items. Our registers read little descriptions of the items on our screens so that black top you want might read âBlack ruffle topâ but the kid tag that you swapped it with will say âGirl Pink skirtâ Same thing for shoes. We also have the price written on the bottom for situations like this.
-Even if you grab some purses and run off into the sunset, we donât call the police. This frustrates my managers to no end but we simply just stand there literally helpless.
-If you see the stock teaming putting electronics and accessories on the floor, follow them. We arenât allowed to hardtag in the stock room so we do it on the floor and if you see us and say âOh that is what Iâve been looking for! Could I see that?â and itâs not something we need to spider web, then weâll just hand it to you and you can say âThanks, I think Iâll buy this!â Rarely do we call you back to tag it, and thatâs usually just the dedicated people. You can tell whoâs stock because we have those big metal rolling racks called Hummers, and a stack of literal blue bins filled with shit. We also look miserable to be pulling that shit with us.
-Donât be rude. If youâre rude everyone will know fast and that gains more attention on you because theyâll be watching and thinking âUgh thereâs that person.â and will customer service the shit out of you. Polite people though? A happy memory but zero attention on you unless you do something sus.
-Speaking of Sus. Just be calm and relaxed. If you look nervous when a SA is around you or you keep glancing at us then that makes you sus and we are forced to follow you around.
-Donât buy luggage, purses, and backpacks and fill it with shit before check out. because we are suppose to check the insides before finishing the transaction and get in hella trouble if we donât (Even when I do my manager still goes âDid you check their bag? They were in an awful hurryâ like yeah dude. Not everyone loves standing at the front for 3 minutes just staring at their phone.)
-Unless your store makes a hella ton of money then nobody is watching those cameras. Infact our managers desk faces AWAY from the monitor. So if the manager(s) on the floor youâre golden.Â
-Pretty sure this is basically every store but if you return something without a receipt then we use your license # to track and thereâs a limit that if you hit you no longer can do no receipt returns. Anything over $50 requires a manager to confirm and if theyâre sus they can turn you away. Itâs also store credit but if you have a gift card we can put it on there too which is awesome because we waste so much paper for those returns :/
Thatâs all I can think of right now but Iâll add whatever my coworker tells me tomorrow because she has been working with the company for YEARS. Hope this helps you guys. We are such an easy picking store god damn.
Boosting inside info for my American pals. OMFG, you are a legend for sharing this! <3
Add more tips!!!
I wish liftblr would have more tips instead of hauls. A majority of the tips on here are old we need to bring in new ones.
be quick! as hard as it is, I usually never ever pick up what I'am gonna steal (maybe once to see what it is obvi) I look around the store fairly quickly (Iâm talking about mall shops, not big stores, though it might not matter) and pick out what I want.
Never carry it around, this will give employees a chance to look out for that item. Once Iâve got the list in my head, I grab and go. Donât stop, donât hesitate, and if an employee asks if I need help, I always say âIâm just waiting for a friendâ or âIâm just browsing today, but thank youâ
Donât visit the same shop repeatedly, I always try to do a one time trip. Making friendly conversation with an employee can be useful sometimes, but itâs a waste of time in most cases, it just gives them a chance to remember you and notice you in the store often. And if you donât buy anything, it will be sus. If you gonna shoplift, SHOPLIFT, donât hesitate and donât take long.
Cosmetics: Easy to slip and go, just take it.
Food: Walk outs are probably the way to go.
Clothing: Fitting rooms are your best friend, if itâs a clothing store that has accessories, cosmetics, or anything else, you can bring those in along with you. Hiding it under your decoy clothes. DECOY CLOTHESS!! Donât just take what youâre about to lift.
Bags: Another walk out, Iâve seen more tips on just walking out with them rather than hiding them. Unless itâs a smaller bag. Then a fitting room will do.
Donât really know what else to add. But I can always add more. -mod viper ďżź

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Yo Iâm fuvking depressed and ready to die
Here , hereâs a magnet . You arenât you when youâre not stealing .
wow i laughed so fucking hard
It's been said a million times but
Stop!! Reposting!!! From outside the community!!
Antis are fucking dedicated okay. I wasn't here for the doxxing scare a while back but tags and reposting outside the community are how they fuckin find us you dumbasses.
Remove your exif data (post with a VPN if you're really that worried)
Don't give any personal info, not even your name.
Make your backgrounds as blank as possible because people CAN recognise what's in them.
And don't, repost, outside of the fucking community.
One person reblogs something from a non-lifting account and that's all it can take for antis to find us. Suddenly they'll be seeing all the other lifters you reblog from and they may not be as safe as you.
DON'T REBLOG OUTSIDE THE COMMUNITY FOR THE SAKE OF YOURSELF AND OTHER LIFTERS. YOU ARE MAKING IT EASIER FOR ANTIS TO FIND US AND FOR PEOPLE WHO OTHERWISE WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN KNOWN ABOUT US TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE COMMUNITY AND WHO'S IN IT.
I WILL NOT FUCKING SAY IT AGAIN.