im shining like fireworks OVER YOUR SAD EMPTY TOWN

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

holy SHIT there’s a paranormal club at my school?? bouta finally find myself a cute ghost gf

if you are a lesbian you are permitted to get away with as much arson as you want. if you are gay you are allowed one (1) act of shoplifting over 250 dollars. if you are bisexual you can key as many sports cars as you want. if you are trans you can fake your own death three times. thats the rules. if you are heterosexual then just dont leave the house or we’re gonna have a problem.

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

eye contact feels so like.. private and intimate … u can’t expect me to look u in the eyes.. how invasive…. it’s none of ur business what’s in my eyes

Technology is amazing Duo Lingo was an app designed to help you learn languages now she’s a singer telling me not to answer my aint shit ex boyfriends calls