Never Ending Knowledge

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

Incredible

earth sign antics

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

hoping

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

What’s happening

Oh thank the gods

You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.

Oh gosh reminds me of one of my old friends who used to say “I cannot phantom” instead of “I cannot fathom” and after her saying the incorrect phrasing 5+ times I had to say something and she got mad I corrected her 🙄 like chill bitch. I’m trying to help you, you sound ridiculous.

it’s crazy and downright scary how good women are at pretending that they’re happy. you could have a woman living in an emotional pit that she doesn’t even believe there’s a way out of but to you and all around her, she’s a ball of sunshine. it’s terrifying.

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO