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Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like theyāre tragic famine victims who havenāt eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because youāre 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didnāt seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, heād book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away heād follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how weāre a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if Iām ever out for more than 12 hours Iāll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but heās been trying to be considerateĀ (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.Ā
My cats are indoor cats. Being indoor cats, they canāt go outside to hunt for food (mice, rats, birds, etc) to gift to my sister and I.
But they know that the kitchen has food. They know where the easily accessible cat food is. And obviously my sister and I are just Really Big Stupid Hairless cats.
So if my sister and I go without leaving our rooms for too long? My cats will sit outside our doors and scream for our attention, lead us to their food bowls, and then only stop the screaming and leading once they see us sit down at the table and eat something. Because they think weāre hungry.
Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you donāt neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.
My neighbor is a hardcore drunk. Like, 9am and dude is drinking vodka, but he had a cat thatās pretty much his honest to god caregiver because I have seen this cat visibly screaming at this man to keep him from hurting himself and sometimes when he hasnāt been outside for a while, the cat will scream at my door until I go outside to knock on the door to check on him. Cats are literal angels.
I have a cat named a Kitty Pryde who has an extra thumb and these giant paws and while sheās not super bright she did learn that she likes being pet. So I must like being petted right? So if Iām watching TV alone sheāll come up and just with her giant paw gently stroke my arm or hand until I pet her back and she waits and pets me again and it goes on a while. Cats are angels.
My cat once stuffed my bath mat into the litter box
Mine wakes me up if I sleep in too long cuz she wants me to take my pills. Fiance said she was yelling at him all day yesterday. She stopped whwn I got homeā¦and asked him if he tooks his meds. He hadnāt.
My girlie screams at me if she thinks Iām up past bedtime. Apparently this transfers to my new roommates too: Maeve led @katculator to her room, yelled until she was under the covers, then came back to the kitchen to do the same to me.
BABIES
My Persephone just turned seventeen years old. Iāve had her since she was weeks old, so tiny she could fit in a teacup. One day about 4-5 years ago, she randomly decided that she knew what my bedtime should be better than I did, and invented an entirely new vocabulary sound (cats can have a 30-45 wordĀ āvocabularyā of unique sounds that they specifically use to communicate with humans, since most inter-cat communication is through body language) to tell me to GO THE FUCK TO BED.
The funniest part of this?Ā I have ADHD⦠and one of the symptoms, which I have in spades, is delayed circadian rhythm. Left to my own devices, Iāve been known to undergo a complete day-night reversal, since I always feel better and more productive after dark. Over those 4-5 years, there have been plenty of times that the only reason I got a decent amount of sleep was because Sephie hopped up on my chair and started telling me it was past my bedtime.Ā When I obey her orders and go to bed, she follows me in, jumps up next to me, and snuggles my head until I fall asleep.
My little angel is certified elderly now, and Iām not sure I know how to live without her.
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destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids
especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch
i mean
come on
tell me you donāt want one of these
i need it
I have always thought about this
When I get my studio apartment Iāll have one for sure
human brain: beds go on the floor
monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE
People are already getting in their feelings because how dare people mention that Yasuke was a slave (not a servant as media outlets are reporting) and how dare movies now āinsertā/want to tell the story of a black historical figure.
My girl Kimmy says it the best:Ā
^^^^^^^^
This is, without exaggeration, probably the best dating advice I have ever seen.
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What the fuk.
girl WHAT
Superb you funky little artist
HOLY FUCK
by malbondesigns
GO š THE š FUCK š OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this childās parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligibleāand then] Ā ā¦and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesnāt pertain to you. Iām sorry ā
White teacher: āyou know what, Iām sorry -Iām sorryā¦
Black student: āNo, no, noā¦I let you talk -I let you talk, youāre gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: Iām sorry that this is the way that it is. Youāre right, it is fucked up. But white people control everythingā¦and thatās not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, weāre complaining or weāre ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something aboutĀ āOh, I donāt wantāthereās too many Latinos and thereās too manyāā
White teacher: I didnāt say thatā
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you donāt want this to turn into a Latin country because thereāll be too manyĀ
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to acceptā
White teacher: Donāt tell me Iām closed-mindedā
Black student: Everything youāve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I donāt agree with you doesnāt mean Iām closed-minded.
Black student: You donāt need to agreeāI -Iāve had conversations with people that donāt agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to acceptāyouāre not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening rightā
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everythingā¦.who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESNāT HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFFĀ
Other Random: GO OFFā
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DONāT SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because Iām mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
YES, BECAUSE IāM MAD.
This gives me hope. Iām 22. Iām not that old, but Iām assuming Iām older than these students in the video. To see this young intelligent woman school her teacher on white privilege and the affects of white supremacy gives me hope. They are young and using their voice! This is gives me hope yaāll.Ā
thisšstudentšdeservesšanšawardšforšputtingšupšwithšthatšteacherš

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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom
we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everydayĀ
The commentary got me rollin!!! ššš
*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground*Ā āI donāt where the fuck that came from.ā