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In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured.

The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly lifted all 3,059 of the Christian-owned restaurants off the ground and into the Lord’s Eternal Kingdom. Videos posted across social media showed customers as they screamed and fell to their knees in Chick-fil-A parking lots, clutching the empty wrappers, containers, and cups that seconds earlier had held their chicken sandwiches, waffle fries, and soft drinks.

"minor" is a legal status that applies to living human beings only. fictional characters cannot be minors, as they 1) are not living human beings, 2) have no legal protection, and 3) cannot age out of being a minor.

so, no, they're not "still a minor". they are lines on a page, pixels on a screen, or nothing more than a description that has been assigned an arbitrary age and a few generic characteristics.

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