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Need the CLANG of the enemy's attacks against armor, need clear sound and UI design that communicates "here's how much damage you DIDN'T take, you absolute badass", need a little gaggle of frail party members trembling in fear behind me as the extreme aura farming of walking up to a dragon and putting my entire shield in its mouth inspires them to fight on.

Also the player character should be a huge woman who's into women.

@demilypyro

the inherent sensuality of the 7am redbull

diagnosed with dumbass bitch disease and it’s terminal

Time to get spoopy

you're cumming on her dick without permission and without slowing down or easing off at all she leans down and hisses in your ear: "if what i think is happening, is happening? it had better not be."

Become the eldritch horror.

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

no sorry I can't stay, I have an urgent appointment. yeah I gotta get high as balls and masturbate until I pass out

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands