hollywood demon

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

I love how you can tell which tumblr users go outside and which don’t

If your gf/bf/bff needs reassurance on how you feel, just give it to them. We’re humans and go through shit. It’s nice to feel wanted.

does anyone remember that vine where that dude takes a bite out of a banana and walks into a classroom and goes “HEY NASH GRIER” and throws the banana at nash grier’s face and nash grier makes some odd noise like “BROB” and gets up out of his chair and the vine cuts out bc i think of that vine every fucking day 

tumblr should do that thing nickelodeon did back in 2005 where they just went offline for 24 hours with a banner that told people to go outside

when’s shakespeare gonna update?

we’re popping the biggest bottles when shakespeare comes back from hiatus

I love when my friends close their eyes and put their heads on my shoulder.. rest bitch