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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
The Call of a Canary
Twilight was always a pleasant time of night. The city was sleepy, though there were the few couples that had decided to take a romantic walk in the cool evening air. Other than their occasional murmurs, the world was quiet.
The whistle of the canary shattered the peace. Perhaps this wouldn't have been noticeable, if only the arrow hadn't cut through the air and buried itself in a woman's chest. She collapsed instantly, her companion screaming as he dropped to his knees at her side.
Eyes were directed to the sky as a shadow darted across the sky, momentarily blotting out the stars under brilliant golden wings.
And then it was over. The Canary was gone, and the woman was laid to rest in a puddle of her own blood.
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so the question was which SFTH member would be the most dangerous in a pub fight AJ answers that in the RockPaperScissors?-Q&A; Luke was live on Patreon today and answered the question too. and to be honest their answers are to die for:
AJ’s assessment: “In theory it would be me, cuz I’m trained […] but Sam is very strong […] Tom’s obviously very tall.“ no mention of Luke
Luke’s assessment: “It’s just not me […] Tom can keep you at arm’s length […| but he wouldn’t want to hurt anyone […] Sam’s got a lot of heft behind him - and I think he can feel rage more easily. Especially if one of us is in trouble, he’ll rush in […] it’s probably Sam.” no mention of AJ so I guess...?

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Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔
I need to build a collection of these low-stakes Modern Shakespeare retellings
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Despite everything, it's still you

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I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.
The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.
went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
All the evil, all the conspiracy, all the resentment are real.
And so is all the love.
Painful love.
“and the universe said…”

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