~I’ll Be Your Sun If You’ll Be My Moon~

You leave a trail of mushrooms in your footsteps.

You have thorns growing out of your skin where the bone is close to the surface.

You have long hooked fingernails.

You are always followed by birds and forest creatures, they deeply disapprove of most of your life choices.

You cause all creatures within five feet to hear faint whispers of bizarre and alien things.

You have the horns of a ram growing from your head.

You are always followed and surrounded by a low glittering mist.

Your eyes - pupils and irises - become entirely white.

You constantly surrounded by swarming butterflies.

You have flower petals for hair.

You can crudely mimic others, like a raven or a jackdaw.

You have mushrooms which grow out of any scars or wounds. They are psychedelic, of course.

You can sing like a bird almost perfectly.

You have golden or amber eyes.

You are covered in a sleek coat of fur, like a hunting hound or a deer.

You have seven-inch-long fingers.

You have pair of elegant and delicate butterfly wings. They are functionally useless and will require clothing to be specially tailored.

Your skin changes colour with mood, like an octopus or a chameleon.

You leave a trail of flowers, growing in your footsteps.

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

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He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:

He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:

And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:

https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/

He showed up in Norway in April 2019 wearing a camera harness labeled “equipment of St. Petersburg”, has tried pulling ropes on boats, is obviously very familiar with people and prefers to hang with people. While we know Russia has marine mammal government programs (the US does too, but it’s bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions), the extent of their programs is not declassified like the US Navy’s are.

He likes to play fetch and be scratched around the blowhole.

He has taken a diver’s knife out of the scabbard, played with underwater drones, stolen a go pro from a kayaker, and other mischief. Notably, it has been said by the Murmansk Marine Biology Institute, who may have been who trained Hvaldimir, that seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.

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the minotaur, born like a day ago:

“Aw damn it… I’ve known this for awhile, but… He’s just… so damn good at blocking!? - Hinata