The Mimic

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

the fresno nightcrawlers

ik it’s been like two years but i’m still so fucking pissed at how they ended the umbrella academy. ok bye

Throwing rocks at twinks; it's fun, it's easy, and it's free.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Imagine a fluffy unicorn that’s bred for its wool like a sheep- once or twice a year it has to get shorn and the shearer just has to awkwardly flop and position the unicorn around without getting stabbed. Perhaps they cover the horn with a protective pool noodle

@wizardpotions

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.