16. Favorite movie?
Depends on the vibe. I grew up watching old, pretentious films so I have a soft spot for shit like His Girl Friday. But I probably gravitate towards the American Pie series more often than not.

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16. Favorite movie?
Depends on the vibe. I grew up watching old, pretentious films so I have a soft spot for shit like His Girl Friday. But I probably gravitate towards the American Pie series more often than not.

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31. What position do you usually sleep in?
I sleep on my stomach more often than not.
18. Do you want children?
Never had much of an interest in it. Sure as hell don't want to pop any out myself, and I'm more of a cool aunt vibe than anything else. I will stand by my claim that I'd be an amazing step-mother, though.
48. Can you curl your tongue?
Come find out. (Unless I don't want to sleep with you, then just yes.)
39. Do you have any scars?
I have a lot of scars. I've been stabbed in the thigh, had shrapnel lodged in my ass, got clipped by someone's sharp ass ring when they took a swing at me. If I like someone enough to let them hang out after I fuck them, then I like to give them a scar tour between rounds. Real crowd pleaser.

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SAGE: Distress call. SAGE: A student tried to make a pass at me. SAGE: Very talented artist. Attractive, I guess, for someone more than ten years younger than me. SAGE: Should I have gone for it? I literally have never been in this situation before. @mimi-ritter
MIMI: I need more detail. What kind of pass? Do you have a picture?
MIMI: I mean, we know I like messy, but that’s a risky messy.
You looking to go back out into the field eventually or?
Oh, for sure. I was pulled back for… several reasons, but I’ll always be bored in comparison.
A good number of these people know I got drunk and took apart a toaster, there is no recovering from that, but there is also no getting worse, so...
She is, but again, dog house, don't need you scaring her off on me.
If taking apart a toaster is rock bottom, then this is a weird ass school. I’ve done stupider shit sober.
Why do you automatically think I’d scare her off? I think I’ve always taken very good care of you in the past, haven’t I?
im not!!!! im prepared to show you my green flags when you want
What are your top three green flags, then?
No way!! NYU was my second choice if I didn't get into PSU, did you like it there?? Oh!! Um... well... I'm not not flirting, but also I'm not flirting flirting and um... maybe I am???
NYU is a good school. I’d choose it again if I had to do it over. Depends on your chosen path, I suppose —what was your major? Tell you what: you figure out if you’re flirting and I’ll decide on the voyeur invitation accordingly.

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Now why are you acting like we don't always stroke each other's egos with the truth? It's our thing.
I won't fault you for staying for exquisite steak, but how about you just stop going on blind dates? Stick to the apps so you can weed out the weirdos and assholes before you go to a fancy restaurant. You leave next time and I'll personally bring you a 5-star dinner and dessert (which yes, I'm the dessert). You know you don't have to sweet talk me to get into me naked, Mimi.
You’re right. If there’s one thing we’re both good at, it’s stroking.
An app, Santana? You think I’m going to download an app? I’ll accept the blind date criticism but I think I do just fine without Tinder. With an offer like that, though, we might as well just skip the middleman and I’ll just take you on the date. After all, you clearly know my favorite type of dessert.
It's all about sharing the knowledge!
Damn, okay! Yeah, I see how you wouldn't have many family dinners then. Where have you lived then? My dad worked a lot when I was a kid, so I didn't see him much, but we lived with my grandparents, and they were very strict 'bout bein' home for dinner time, so we could see each other and talk about our day - it grew on me. I'm not your typical people, Mimi. I like to cause a bit of a stir every now and again.
Oh, God. Born in Miami, then throughout my childhood we lived in... Maryland, San Antonio, Alaska, Italy, Turkey, and Spain? And then in college I moved to New York City, spent a long time over in the Middle East for work — Afghanistan and Iraq, primarily. New York again, then Washington D.C., and... now LA. I think that's the list. I think that's nice, having an idyllic routine of family dinners. I imagine that made everyone closer, assuming everyone could stand to be in the same room as each other. You should've led with the stir thing. I'm very good at making a bit of a splash if that's what you're into.
Getting to know you!
1. What is you middle name?
2. How old are you?
3. When is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What’s your lucky number?
7. Do you have any pets?
8. Where are you from?
9. How tall are you?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
15. Favorite song?
16. Favorite movie?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
20. Are you religious?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
24. Baths or showers?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
41. Are you a good liar?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
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Except Chandler Bing, right? Of course, he was fictional, so that probably does not count. So you don't think you could actually fall for someone that's in that line of work? Maybe there's a rare nice person? Now I wanna know what they do to try and win you over!
I'm a stunt actress! Oof, that's a loaded question honestly. Some fellow stunt ladies that no one recognizes. But also actresses that do their own stunts, because even though it's one less job for me, I respect them for it. Only tequila, or are you an angry drunk in general? It's does the opposite to me. Any and all of the above! Don't all those media outlets do that? Which is dumb as hell, since people look to them for the truth, but that's still bullshit. Lemme go 90's on you and say, you go girl!
I feel obligated to say 'yes' but I think I've seen maybe ten episodes of Friends in my lifetime so I can't reliably comment. I'm sure there is a rare nice person. But, frankly, I'm not the falling kind of woman in general.
A stunt actress? That's pretty badass, and I don't feel that sentiment very often, so congratulations. What kind of stunts do you do? That's some hefty competition, but I probably have a few stories that I could submit for role model contenders. Some would argue I'm angry in general, sober or drunk, but they're dramatic and unreliably narrators. I'm not necessarily any nicer when I'm drunk, but tequila makes me particularly combative. They do, to varying degrees, but I like it when I get away with doing what I want, and also I hate CNN.
this week? just you pretty lady
I think you're full of shit, but honestly that's not a huge red flag in my book.

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OH IN THAT CASE pretend I never mentioned the sappy post 🤗 completely made up, as fake as my mom’s boobs. we gotta keep up as many charm points as possible.
totally dotally fair. every other day i swear i meet someone whose mom or uncle or third cousin twice removed made a movie that permanently imprinted itself in my cute lil brain. both!!! kind of. i used to do it a lot, then i had to stop because i have my dad’s joints (fuck u @ cooter) so now i teach little ones.
You can enjoy the sappy post to your heart's content. I won't deduct charm points from you specifically. At least not this time.
Yeah, this is a weird city and a weird school. I've hung out with my fair share of famous people, but being surrounded
These introductions are funny because people rarely tell us what we really need to know about them. Take you, for example: sexy legs, that mean smile… Totally makes someone want to take you out for that drink, right? Next thing they know, you’re starting trouble with the biggest guy around just because you’re bored and they’re left wondering if they should try to help and end up in the ER or just watch it happen. And, like, I’m really not the helper type, but if you die who’s gonna drink whiskey with me on friday night?
It's more fun if they find that information out for themselves. Or, more specifically, it's a more authentic way to test if they can handle shit if they don't see it coming. (The trouble part, specifically — I'd hope they'd be smart enough to extrapolate the sexy legs information.) I've always gotten you home nice and safe, though, haven't I?