too sweet

Of all the ships in the world...

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Oh, you sound badass. I'm Kurt. You might know my dad, he's somewhat in the same department as you. His name is Burt. I get it, I don't like it when people break my kitchen tools either. I'm a chef, so they can run a pretty penny.

So I'm told. He's one of the mechanics, yes? Nice fellow.

Introductions aren't really my thing, but sitting in my room alone is getting old fast, so I'll bite. Sounds like you're better equipped for this lifestyle than most. I'm Taylor, not really contributing the same kind of importance—I'm a radio DJ and presenter, which is a huge step back from what I was doing before all of this went down, but it is what it is.

Being back out at sea is genuinely the best, if I'm honest. Entertainment is important, don't discredit that.

Ok now im gonna have to do a deep search on you. Im intrigued. Im sure some of my saved logs from life before will uncover somethings.

Good luck with that, I suppose.

That's so valid. I've definitely seen more vaginas due to my job, but I'm in the same boat as you (literally), I've equally enjoyed both. Variety is the spice of life.

Mm, that it is.

oh.

And what do you play? Checkers? Go Fish? Candyland?

pleasure to meet you, maeve. you know, in a way, i'm something of a head engineer myself. and don't worry, i'll never get caught breaking anything around here, i can promise you that.

And what makes you say that?

Wow i have see sooo many introduction on here im temped to copy and paste my bio in every time now.

Darling, my bio includes much more interesting facts than the maybe 5 included in mine. Hells, that wasn't even enough to match a wiki overview.

i'm confused.

Clearly.

Yeah, you got a way to stop this damn boat from ruining my street cred? Because it's kinda hard for people to believe the whole "I use to be a federal agent that put away the worst scumbags on the planet" thing when I'm bent over the railings of this thing hurling my guts into the ocean. I'm serious, I can't do this for the next twenty years, I like my insides inside of me.

That is entirely a you problem.

Cloning would've been sick, imagine how much easier life would be with more than one of you?? Although would all my other clones also have ADHD?? Because I just feel like we'd be a terrible influence on each other in that case...

See, I don't much care for the "more than one of you" type cloning. More for the "yeah, you died, but you came back from the dead in a cloned body" type.

So.. Where to even start? The world has gone to shit and we're all here together. I don't even know what to say about that. I feel like a lot of you are acclimating well, but I'm pretty sure I'm still in panic mode. I feel like Troy in Community, in that one scene. You all know what I'm talking about. Does anyone else feel this way or are we all feeling chill now?

I've always done particularly well under pressure so I don't really find myself in any form of panic. Particularly given my work has made me exceptionally valuable in this situation.

oh, we're only supposed to use those in case of an emergency, actually. that's what god told us when we first got on board.

So that's a no.

... Right. Noted, I guess?

wait, we can be in charge of colors? i call dibs on purple.

The lights aren't all on upstairs for you, are they?