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Look, I shouldn't have to be so busy the day after Thanksgiving, but apparently people don't know the safe types of foods to give their pets. Do you know how many sick dogs I've had to deal with today? Foreign objects? Edibles? ... Alcohol? Are you guys okay? Just so you know, your animals can't have alcohol or edibles. I didn't feel like that needed to be said, but I'm proven wrong pretty much every holiday. I trust that everyone here is smart enough for that, but I needed to air my grievances somewhere.

ooooooooh my god that's uber embarrassing. I'd be the worst pet parent on the planet and even I know you you shouldn't give them drugs or booze. Plus also like... why are you gonna spend your hard earned money on booze and then give it to your dog? How silly tee bee aych.

Thanks, I try. i was thinking of doing stand up one day, I'm just still working on the materials. Can you teach me front pikes? I feel like it would be a good thing to have in my resume.

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO STAND UP. Even if you suck, at least you can say you tried, u feel. Can I??? What a silly question, I totally can omg. Can you do a front tuck??? Wait no we gotta start at the most basic basics. Can you do a somersault??

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Oh gosh, how am I supposed to pick my favorite sailor scout in that short amount of time? Like Mercury is my girl with her technology, but I think I look more like Jupiter? I wonder who Tommy's favorite scout is...

You def look more like Jupiter but it would be a federal crime if you didn't go Mercury. And then you'd have to arrest yourself and idk it feels like that'd get kind of awkward. I call dibs on Venus, duh obviously. Wait omg if you want a two for one costume, you can go as Sailor Moon. We get a group together for everyone else, and then you also use your feminine wiles (btw what's a wile?) to get Tommy to be Tuxedo Mask? BOOM.

Not!! To!! Alarm!! You!! Or anything!!! But I already have an email in my inbox talking about 2025 Comic Con, are you insies or outskies? @heynowhaley

uuuuuum is miles o'brien the most miserable member of starfleet?? u know what don't answer that, just say yes bc i haven't made u binge ds9 with me yet. anywhosies the answer is OBVIOUSLY insies. follow up question for u, do u wanna gather some people and do a sailor scouts cosplay??? we've only 8 months to prepare.

Uh cause it's both. You're hot and it's a great encouragement to lift even more weights. I love that. Great shouting techniques.

you are so funny omg. you got it pal, one hypebitch coming right up. weights are super duper boring imo so you can lift them while i'll practice my front pikes so i don't embarrass myself at work. total win/win.

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You know, I think it would've sucked, too. I've been feeling kinda gross the last couple days, but I think it's passing now. Wanna maybe grab lunch tomorrow or Friday?

wow i hate that actually. the you feeling gross part, not everything else. are you sure its passing??? 'cause while i'm always down for lunch, i'm even more down for some penny cheer-up time. i can borrow malea and bring her along, she's good at cheering people up

Are you down to work out? I need serious motivation so I can look even more jacked for auditions. @heynowhaley

Are u asking me because I'm a great workout buddy or are u asking me because I'm an even BETTER cheerleader??? 'Cause rthe answer is gonna be yes, I just gotta know how much energy to bring. Jk I'm gonna bring so much energy either way GO COOPER GO.

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I think it sounds like you two will have a great night and I'll be needing some wine after bedtime. But yes, Jax is coming for dinner tomorrow, I think, but you could come, too, then take her for ice cream, or she can be all yours on Sunday, you tell me.

I wouldn't dream of taking up your time with Jax pls. I'm stealing Malea on Sunday though for sure. I get her, she gets me, you get a whole day to yourself. We all win. I love when we all win!