milo’s chocomilk dump pt4

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS NOVABOY AND HOW HE REPRESENTS MY ABSOLUTE (pun intended) ILLNESS OF AN OBSESSION WITH SILLY COMIC CHARACTERS WHO KEEP DYING AND GETTING SICK OR INJURED IN SOME WAY. how are they alive? retcons baby retcons 🙏 this is what happens when a new dc fan starts actually reading the comics and doing freakish terrifying tim drake levels of stalky-of-the-characters research. They The Lose The Their The Minds The .!!!!! /ref

please i feel so cringe but so darn free making michael “miko” allen (YES he is barry’s adoptive son i AM a [platonic and familial] yumeshipper with him)/novaboy. yes novaboy is kryptonian. yes a speedster took in a kryptonian. yes this makes thanksgiving confusing the els/kents and the allen-wests have to sorta joint custody him for holidays and other special occasions /hj DOES THIS MAKE HIM A MARY SUE/GARY STU i mean on the surface year but why the hell not dude lol. but i swear i wrote so much for this little guy and it’s all gut-wrenching and it makes me cry with both how cheesy and how painful it is in the sense i have a feeling for the first time in my life i COOKED I ATE I LEFT NO CRUMBS I ATE MORE THAN A SPEEDSTER EATS

then he’s dating/ends up with dick grayson. i don’t make the rules (i do make the rules) i crush i yume i write i draw. wham bam midick/diko/robinova/novawing

technically nova is a multipurpose just anywhere in the dcu i can sorta drop him in and bs my way into writing bro in if i’m interested in a storyline but here he is in teen titans (2003) artstyle i tried to copy it and luckily it’s coming along pretty nicely so far!!!

oooookay. a BUNCH of my design sheets (though Superman isn't final) for reference! :D

1. I am their attorney. I do not work for their parent or the judge or the cops. I don’t care what any of those people want.

2. My job is to listen to them and try and make what they want happen in court. (At this point I make a joke about how most people want me to get them out of trouble but if someone wanted to be in trouble I would do my best.)

3. What they tell me is confidential. It goes nowhere unless they agree to it. (If old enough, I talk to them about mandatory reporters, and how I’m a mandatory non reporter.)

4. I will give them lots of advice because I’ve been doing court for a while and I know a lot about it, and they don’t. It’s all really complicated, and if they don’t understand what’s happening it’s my job to help them figure it out.

5. They will make the decisions. (At this point I usually have to reassure them that I’ll help, I’ll speak for them in front of the judge, and I’ve got their back. It’s scary to have an adult say you’re in charge, most of the time.)

6. I tell them I know it’s absolutely wild to have some stranger come in here and say “hey, you can trust me!” and that I get if they don’t believe everything right away, because I plan to show them through my actions and my words that I’ll fight for them.

7. But nonetheless, I will treat them like a person who can make decisions, because they are living their life and I am not.

I do not:

Pretend to be cool.

Try to be their BFF.

Overwhelm them with detail.

Let their parents in the room until the kid asks for them. (I provide openings for this, and ask if the kid wants their parent to help them remember and understand.)

I want to emphasize I went into this job knowing nothing about how to interact with vulnerable populations, especially children. The training was minimal, and my role means that I can literally walk into a facility and get an unmonitored visit with a minor client one on one.

Woommen…. Big… womannnann……. Oh and that weird baby thing I guess can we get that thing out of here

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American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.