work in progress (technically)

There are four categories of people you will meet: Underlings, superiors, rivals, and love interests. One of my underlings has been attempting to convince me of the existence of a fifth category, "friend", which appears to have no purpose. I suspect it is a ploy to get out of performing her duties.

If you have enough passion in your heart, superiors, rivals, and even some underlings can also be love interests.

an underling love interest isn't a person they are a Toy

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

So Kinger has been in The Circus since 1999 so I'm just imagining him learning from the newer arrivals what's been going on in the outside world.

"Who's the president? The weird real estate guy? He what...he said what?! How did he...HE DID WHAT?! HE'S LINKED TO WH-...HE GOT IN AGAIN AFTER THAT?! HE'S DOING WHAT?!"

The show does take place in 2017 though, so pomni and maybe zooble are probably the only ones to have seen trump in office

Gonna start tagging bad posts "posts that have 0 notes to me"

Every time I try to tag a post "posts that have 10k to me" tumblr tries to suggest the tag "posts that have 50k to me" instead and I need tumblr to understand I don't have that much faith in anyone

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

It should be illegal for food to go bad before I eat it

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

Happy Pride month to the moon

making a sarcastic fourth wall breaking comment towards the audience but i've misinterpreted where the camera is so i'm just speaking in a random direction while everybody stares at me funny