normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

did you know you can reblog a post without adding things to it

Ok this one’s allowed cause its freakyyyyyyy

Worst dog name, go.