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Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
This is sO GOOD
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If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
You ainât have to put those people business out like that.
Yâknow, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadnât been invented yet. Thereâs no shame in valuing your spinal health.
The fact that theyâre secure enough to admit that theyâre better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.Â
their relationship was just right
How do you feel about theories about your work, especially if they turn out to be wrong? For example, if someone had a theory about a symbol meaning something or a character being a reference to something else. I only ask because I myself write and I know that sometimes the curtains are just blue, but I also love to theorize about works of fiction.
I donât think theories about fiction can be wrong. I think people can be mistaken about their facts, though.
People can spot things I might not have been aware of, while missing things I put in, and that doesnât make their theories wrong. It makes them theories.
Remember, when someone tells you what a story is about, they are always right, at least up to a point. If they tell you thatâs all a story is about they are always wrong.
ÂťDie Motivation war immer wesentlich: Ărger machen. Das ist so, und das bleibt so. Rammstein ändert sich nicht. Das Wetter am Berg ändert sich â aber der Berg ändert sich nicht.ÂŤÂ Â
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The artist and their muse â¨
*Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen playing in the background*
I gotta say, yâall, it makes me feel connected on a spiritual level every time somebody reblogs a gifset of Aziraphale with some tag along the lines of âI didnât expect to love him as much as I did but holy shitâ because seriously that is the biggest mood.
Like, I was expecting to love Crowley. He was my favorite character in the book, I knew David Tennant would be perfect for him (and he was, GOD he was fantastic), I was 100% solidly prepared for that.
I was not
at all
prepared
for this soft smiley motherfucking N E R D.
LOOK AT HIM.
HEâS SO PRECIOUS????
Heâs so excited? About everything?? Food, books, wine, learning the gavotte, double-crossing Nazis, you name it. Heâs like a literal ray of sunshine every time heâs on screen, which is partly because heâs an angel and they deliberately dress him in white, and partly because Michael Sheen cranks every single emotion up to 11 and makes sure we see every single bit of it. (And that is the best acting choice e v e r.)
Like good lord, no wonder Crowley loves him after knowing him all of 5 minutes. How could you not?!
Crowley: Iâve had this angel for less than an hour but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Literally everybody watching Good Omens: HARD SAME.
I just. Guys. Aziraphale. I canât. I love him so much, and Iâm so happy so many other people feel the same way.
I TOO WAS NOT AT ALL READY AND I TOO FELL FOR HIM IN .2 SECONDS
..اŮ٠بادع؊ بŮ٠اŮءعŮŮŮ Ů٠أساس بŮاإ اŮŘšŮاŮŘŠ..
âThe initiative of both parties is the basis for the survival of the relationshipâ
Seeing it made as a visual like this really drives the point home.
Relationships are about balance, life is about balance, in sooooo many ways the earth has to be in some sort of balance, the universe⌠itâs all about balance
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*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians donât try to insist that Iâm straightâ
Future straight Historians: âwe see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says âI like girlsâ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. Itâs hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ââŚin a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, Iâm so gay.â Now itâs difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.
Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentanceâŚâ
âNow, given that she wrote on page 12, âJust to be clear: Iâm sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,â one may be tempted to read this literally, but we canât rule out sarcasm.â
It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isnât.Â
i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred
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Please no this is how French happened
why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Godâs. This is blatant satanic blasphemy
frollo has logged tf on
Reblog if you too are against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Gods.
Boy mixed like four religions
feminine aesthetic: check
dark aesthetic: check
underworld: âŚbasically check
Ashtoreth, ancient Phoenician goddess of love and fertility, so pagan: check
So I noticed something in the gifset below...
(originally posted by @fuckyeahgoodomens and used with their permission)
THE FLOOR IS MADE OF WATER.
You can see it clearly in the second gif.
For those of you not up on your bible trivia, in the gospel of Matthew, Jesus walks on water and the disciples think he is a spirit. So Jesus invites Peter to walk on water to see that itâs Him. Peter walks on water until he loses faith and starts to sink!
You notice they start out walking on the water together and Aziraphale successfully walks on water because he has faith, but after a few steps Crowley starts to sink because heâs lost his faith!
I canât with this show.
(Do you think Aziraphale secretly hopes that one day Crowley wonât sink?)
A knight in shining armor outsmarts the dragon and climbs to the highest tower, only the princess locked away at the top of the tower is⌠a lesbian.
âOh thank god,â Thomas says, laying his helmet down. âBecause I kept thinking on the climb up here that this was going to be a really awkward first meeting, and its stupid to expect you to fall in love with me just because I saved you.â
Lucinda gives him a surprised look. âYouâre rather weird. Usually I get guys that demand I fall in love with them because they âsavedâ me. Which by the way, you didnât actually do.â She jabs a thumb towards the direction of the dragon. âSheâs trained. I tell her to keep assholes away from me, but if I tell her to let you in, she wonât do anything to you.â
âOh.â Well now he feels a bit better. âBut um, the whole lesbian thing? I uh⌠god this is going to sound weird, but would you consider dating my sister if I brought her to you?â
Lucinda blinks, opens her mouth, and then shuts it. She finally settles on, âIs your sister cute?â
âUm, I donât know? I mean to me she is, because sheâs my sister. But um.â
âDescribe her.â
âRed hair, freckles, five foot⌠two, I think? Likes to make dresses and pretty headdresses out of flowers, her favorite activity is scrapbooking. Sheâs nineteen and looking for a nice girl to settle down with.â
Lucinda admits, she sounds tempting. âFine, Iâll meet her. But why are you acting as the go-between for your sisterâs love life, exactly?â
Thomas grimaces. âDad wants to marry her off, and sheâs⌠kind of a lesbian too. Except dad thinks if he throws her at the right dick, sheâll suddenly want that, so⌠yeah.â
Lucinda cackles. Â âOh my god, you climbed a tower to wingman for your sister?â
âUm, yes?â
She stands, brushes her dress off. âI like you. Show me this cute little sister of yours. Weâll take the dragon - letâs see what that old man of yours thinks when a stolen princess shows up riding a dragon wanting to marry his daughter.â
âI think heâll have a heart attack.â
âEven better. Now letâs move. Pudding, come!â
âYou named your dragon Pudding?â
âHe named himself Pudding.â
You have done a good thing
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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like⌠bitch are you okay�
I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. sheâs very sweet and going through a Breakup Moodâ˘ď¸ after being cheated on. sheâs coming over to my gf and Iâs annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence
my gf thinks itâs funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man
reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need
Gardening is a Crowley thing. The only thing Crowley devotes any personal attention to in his apartment is his lush garden which he demands meet his exacting standards.
When Crowley and Aziraphale have to spend years in each others back pockets raising Warlock Dowling, Aziraphale chooses to disguise himself as âŚthe gardener. You canât tell me Aziraphale didnât spend half his time trolling Nanny Crowley with his âkind-heartedâ and ineffective gardening techniques.
I canât help but picture Crowley, dressed as Nanny Ashtoreth, in the garden, at 2 in the morning, viciously doing some damage-control âgardening.â
âJust enough of a bastard to be worth knowingâ indeed.
Okay but no, Iâm suddenly OVERWHELMINGLY entertained by the idea of Aziraphale being nicer to plants than Crowley is, while also being UTTERLY INCOMPETENT as an actual gardener/horticulturitst/botanist. And him and Crowley getting into nightly arguments after Warlock has gone to bed like
Crowley: Praise! And Comfort! Are NOT SUBSTITUTES! FOR OPTIMAL NITROGEN LEVELS IN THE SOIL!!!!
Aziraphale: but crowley that orchid was positively in tears after you were finished berating itâ
Crowley: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID
I mean, he did tell Warlock that slugs and snails, two common garden PESTS, should be respected and cared for.
Catch Nanny on the lawn with a 10lb bag of salt, strongly disagreeing.
âWell, I was caretaker of the first Garden ever createdââÂ
âYou were a guard!âÂ
Catch Aziraphale almost drowning a cactus or aloe vera, because âPlants need a lot of waterâÂ
And Crowley just comes in and drains the pots before almost throwing the water in Ziraâs face but stops to say âYOU GET MAD AT ME FOR YELLING AT THEM, BUT HERE YOU ARE WATERBOARDING A FUCKING CACTUSâ
I donât remember if Iâve reblogged some iteration of this before or not, but clearly I HAD to reblog WATERBOARDING A CACTUS
