Sauntering Vaguely Downwards

i’m done trying to figure out what’s happening so i think we should spend the time waiting for s3 news imagining increasingly bizarre ways they can keep con o’neill in the show. why stop at flashback izzy or force ghost izzy. izzy is resurrected by seagull buttons’ magic bird powers. izzy crawls back up out of the dirt because he just straight up wasn’t actually dead yet. izzy is reanimated as a puppet as the pinocchio themes get taken way too far. izzy is actually survived by his long lost secret twin brother he’snot hands.

Izzy is the smell in the Inn.

something something about buttons and izzy both being first mates and their existence somehow reinforcing both stede and eds roles as pirate captains, something about how that means that they both needed to go for ed and stede to truly leave piracy behind, something about that above all a first mate should always be loyal to their captain and that even though they have both left this world, izzy and buttons are still there with their captains at the end of it all

still not over the fact that Crowley WALKED ACROSS CONSECRATED GROUND, then stood next to a BASIN FULL OF THE THING THAT DESTROYS HIM, in a church he'd just DIVERTED BOMBS TO, so he could stand IN THE EXPLOSION with Aziraphale and trust Aziraphale's miracle to SPARE THEM EXPLODING TOGETHER, and he trusted it well enough to use his own energy to RESCUE AZIRAPHALE'S BOOKS, which he knew AZIRAPHALE WOULD FORGET TO DO, and he did all that while he was ON THE WAY TO ANOTHER JOB, which he fucked up because he remembered to protect the books but FORGOT TO PROTECT HIS OWN STUFF, and then he spent the rest of the night HELPING AZIRAPHALE LIVE OUT HIS HOMOEROTIC MAGICIAN THEATRICAL DREAMS like he hadn't just BURNED HIS FEET TO SHIT like dear lord Crowley the power of love is a heckuva drug, isn't it?

good omens is fun to watch because david tennant brings to the table looking confusingly incredibly hot no matter what hes doing or wearing. meanwhile michael sheen brings to the table every emotion that has ever been experienced in the history of mankind

Bildad’s Bar and Grill. And Shoes. And Obstetrics.

Crowley and Aziraphale have known each for over 6,000 years and yet, somehow, against all odds, these two idiots still have absolutely zero clue how to properly communicate with each other. Finally, the queer representation we have always deserved