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Why should Caesar 🫅 get to stomp 👣 around like a GIANT 🗿 while the rest of us 👫 are trying not to get smushed by his BIG FEET 🦶!? What's so great 🔝 about Caesar 🫅, huh? Brutus 💁 is just as cute ✨ as Caesar 🫅, Brutus 💁 is just as smart 🧠 as Caesar 🫅, people 👫 totally like 👍 Brutus 💁 just as much as they like Caesar 🫅 and when did it become okay for one person 🧍‍♂️to be the boss 👑 of everybody 👫, huh?! Because that's not ❌❌ what Rome is about we should totally JUST STAB 🗡️🗡️!! CAESAR 🫅🫅!!

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. KNIFE ATTACK!!! 🔪🗡🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪

oh, sorry for that! it was my forest dwelling eldritch being attitude

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

and rage

yeah and also the rage

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

once i figure out how to undoom her from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse