Astro observations (based on my personal experiences, not intended to offend/ slander any placements🥺💖)
- I love the way that Pisces mercuries talk I know ppl get in on them and claim they’re confusing but I disagree !! 😭 as a Virgo Mercury, everything they say to me sounds so poetic. The most basic sentence and I’m like SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN! 🌈
- Why do Scorpio mercuries always speak in such a flat/ deadpan tone🥸🤨 STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM (aka me)
- Sag mercuries will roast u accidentally 🤥oops
- The most bold/ straight forward person ik has libra and Scorpio in her big 3. This combo can really hurt ur feelings if they wanted to but also they’re very direct sometimes so I try not take it personally hahaha *cries*
- All the sag rising women ik are short but have amazing and athletic bodies but the sag rising men are always super tall and lanky 💀 JUPITER EXPLAIN!
- Taurus men r either 🥺🧸and their go to is sweats or either they’re boujie as fckkkkk and take their time choosing their outfits
- Taurus placements can always tell what’s missing in a food. My friends chart ruler is Taurus in Jupiter and she’s always like hmmm this is missing a dash of paprika 🔎👁👄👁
- Leo moons always need to make their presence know (purr as they should) but sometimes it’s to the point where it’s obvious, like walking into a room “fashionably late” or like my Leo moon mom yawning super loud so everyone knows she’s tired 🤠
- Aqua and Gemini placements will know the most random facts or be up to date with everything on social media. 👾💻 or sometimes with aqua placements it can be the complete opposite and they won’t get any of your references 😭
- Virgo risings always have receipts for everything. It’s giving, “hold on, I know exactly what I said. Let me pull up the messages.” 💅🏾
- Pisces placement women always find partners that will rub, kiss or touch their feet. as a Pisces rising 🌚 my ex hated feet but they really liked mine and would give me foot massages hehe
- Gemini risings are always so restless and animated, talking with their little hands a lot 🥺 and eyes flitting around everywhere, I can see the wheels of their brains turning as they silently take note of every little detail
- Pluto-Mercury aspects (mostly harsh ones) can sometimes be disliked by their teachers BC they’ll ask the intriguing questions others don’t wanna ask or sometimes their behavior gets demonized even if they’re not doing anything… COILD also get accused of lying even if they’re not ?? IK THEY ALWAYS DID that crap to me 🤨💔
- Cap + Gemini energy is so interesting to me 👁👄👁 like what goes on inside ur Brains. My gemini sun, cap rising friend is constantly flitting between yayyy I’m having fun 😝 to OH MY GOD I MADE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE 🤯🤯
- cap moons always look like this 😐
- Let’s talk about how Virgo Venus and Scorpio Venus is more alike than we think 😵💫 it’s “I will do anything for you <3” energy.
- Looking up ur pets birth chart is so fun & can show u something like their “love language” my dog has a cancer moon and she loves to be cuddled and gets real anxious away from home 🥺
- Sometimes Virgo/aqua energy in a chart will really love to mansplain you😭 LIKE OKAY WE GET IT UR SMART
- Aqua moons are very proud of their weirdness and sometimes love to make random noises Lmfaooo. Also my aqua moon bestie, “I don’t like watching movies while they’re popular and everyone else is watching them! I watch them once they’re not😤”
- Tbh I don’t see a point in lying when you have 12h moon synastry 😣 it’s so invasive if ur a closed off person! Cause it’s like the other person can see EVERYTHING, THEYLL EVEN REACH U THRU DREAMS SKDKDK
- Every cancer placment woman I know is sooo gorgeous and SOFT how does it feel to be a goddess among mortals 💕☁️
- 7h stelliums/ placements need to be so careful sometimes BC they can unconsciously mold into the person they’re interacting with, they’re really good taking on others mannerisms 🤥
- Sometimes it’s hard for 7h placements to be able to juggle multiple relationships (both platonic or romantic) at once BC theres always ONE person they unknowingly dedicate way more time to 😵💫🤧
- Aries moons are SO STUBBORN they rather die than admit they’re wrong 😃😃😃
- Libra risings always talk like rich people, there’s just this 💅🏾😤💋👛 energy, imagine the fancy smanchy rich ppl laugh, the “AhAaHAHA!”
- When water risings wake up in the morning it’s like they’re waking from the dead 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️ GIVE US TIME TO LOG INTO THE SIMULATION DAMN