Mero’s Menagerie

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

im one of those leftist lunatics who thinks letting your dog harass wildlife is uncute. including chasing birds on the beach.

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

oh my god there’s a Great Dane/Whippet cross for adoption nearby. they’ve done it. they’ve made the Least Dane I’ve been dreaming of all these years