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actually have nothing funny or snarky to say about episode 5. this is just actually the most moving and heartwrenching television i've ever witnessed and it changed my life. it changed so many people's lives. sometimes i'm like the hr hype is lowkey a little too insane and then i watch this episode and i feel like the world writ large actually underreacted to how legendary this episode was. i too would actually soul bond with francois, hudson, and connor if i witnessed this live in the dead of winter.
like i'm sorry rr/tierney ate with this....... like the idea that someone else coming out being the impetous for you yourself taking a big leap of faith too is so like. what being gay and in a community is about. like you just literally don't know you aren't the only one if someone doesn't come out and do something so ridiculously brave. sorry i'm being so earnest about this because i'm writing this mid tears. like that thing jacob said about how scott's coming out needs to be outlandish and loud to contrast the like quiet and tender coming together of shane and ilya. the problem with this show is that it's literally that good.
Direct follow-up to this Hollanoveau thought; Ilya spends almost a solid month in mental agony over whether or not Shane and Cliff fucked at All-Stars. Shane hasn't said, and Ilya can't just fucking ask, that is way too needy. He also can't ask Cliff; Ilya's got no logical excuse to justify knowing that the two of them were talking at all during All-Stars without giving away the fact that he and Shane communicate privately. So he's just trapped in a torment nexus for weeks until Boston plays in Montreal again.
And he's honestly a little scared to text Shane about meeting up because what if they did fuck at All-Stars, and now Shane is hitting up Cliff to come see him after the game instead and—
He's saved from that particular spiral by Shane texting him first, just a simple See you after the game? and Ilya will never admit, even under threat of torture, how relieved he is to answer yes, along with a string of suggestive emojis.
Then they get out on the ice. It's just warm up at the moment, but Ilya watches Cliff pause at the center line temporarily separating Boston from Montreal.
"Hey Hollzy!"
when I have to explain to my non-hockey friends that these are actual clips from an official trailer released by a real NHL team
Hello I'm having more Situationship Era Hollanoveau thoughts; obviously Ilya and Shane have been hooking up since the summer before their rookie season, and Cliff and Ilya start hooking up a couple years after that. And a year or so after that, Cliff finds out about Ilya and Shane, but because Reasons, Ilya and Shane don't realize.
But now that he Knows, Cliff is sooooo curious about Shane, and how/why he started hooking up with Ilya. Cliff knows Ilya, as a friend and as a bed partner, so he knows there's no way Ilya would keep Hollander on his rotation if he was as boring as his reputation.
Then, in a stroke of fate, Ilya gets a mild injury that prevents him from being in the All-Star game, which means, for the first time, Cliff will be in the same place as Hollander but without Ilya. Better yet, they will be on the same team, which gives Cliff the perfect excuse to talk to Shane.
Bit of awkwardness at first, partially because Shane is honestly just baffled that a Raider other than Ilya wants to talk to him (and even then, they never talk in public outside of the ice), and partially because neither one of them has any clue what they might have in common besides hockey.
Turns out it's real estate 😅 Cliff is a handy guy, and does house flipping as a side hustle/summer hobby; he'll buy a place that needs work, live in it while he's doing the remodeling, then sell it when he's done and move onto the next. He finds it weirdly relaxing. Shane is fascinated with this idea, though he admits that he could never do it himself; the stress of living in that environment would drive him round the bend, but it does lead them to spending two hours talking passionately about cabinets 🤓 During which, Cliff is very happy to realize that Shane is surprisingly funny and charming, once he relaxes a little, and while he has always been objectively attractive, a chatty, happy Shane Hollander is very attractive to Cliff personally.
Cliff doesn't really think about the fact that he's gradually slipped into flirting until something suggestive he says makes Shane blush and momentarily excuse himself. And Cliff is very disappointed in thinking he absolutely screwed it; they were having such a nice time and he genuinely likes Shane, and now he's scared him off.
Meanwhile, Shane has locked himself in a bathroom stall and is texting Ilya with his heart in his throat like "DID YOU PUT MARLEAU UP TO THIS??" And poor Ilya, who is just enjoying a joint with Svetlana back in Boston is like "??? Wtf are you on about."
"HE'S BEEN TALKING TO ME ALL NIGHT AND NOW I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S HITTING ON ME WHAT DID YOU DO."
"I did nothing! If Marley is hitting on you is because he wants to. You're hot, he likes both, easy math." And Ilya, in a Herculean effort to be Totally Cool and Casual about both Shane AND Cliff, No Complex Feelings Here, adds, "He's a good lay, you should take him up on it."
No no noooooo, this is too much for Shane, who leaves Ilya on read and guiltily goes back to his hotel room without circling back to Cliff. THANKFULLY, it's the skills competition the next day, which gives him a chance to apologize to Cliff for disappearing, giving the reliable lie that he suddenly didn't feel well and that's why he booked it. Cliff's just glad Shane's still willing to talk to him, so he readily accepts it, and Shane desperately tries to put Ilya's text out of his head because the more time he spends with Cliff over the next two days, the more he's Considering It. Which is INSANE on multiple levels.
And yet... when Cliff walks him back to his room after one last All-Star Team dinner because they're too engrossed in their conversation about X-Squad movies to say goodbye at the elevator... Shane just might invite him in.
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genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”
shane hollander getting actual muscle strain on his neck from sucking too much dick. ilya can't even laugh at him because he gave himself a worse cramp from eating ass.
i knew will was never coming off mack’s wing when warso said that they don’t take criticism on whatever mistakes they may have made during shifts from coaching staff because they’re so secure in their game together that they always know exactly what play they’re going for whether it plays out or not and they’re willing to defend that to anyone
this is genuinely a wm chara note of all time
the squishiest tits on the block
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i need ilya to be the little spoon so bad. i need shane to be so curled up around him. i need him nuzzling into shane’s chest. i need his curls to be pet and played with. i need him tucked into shane’s neck. i need his back scratched. i need shane cooing in his ear. i need him to have so many soothing kisses. i need him to wake up so wrapped up and loved up, he forgets for a moment that he ever felt lonely.
😚 Hollanov kisses compilation 👨❤️💋👨
All the kisses from season 1 in less than 8 minutes. You're welcome 😘
i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)
everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell
i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)
everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell
Omg idk if I should be sorry that I've accidentally introduced you to willmack/sjs through my reblogs or not assffhkjdhsh 😩 I told myself years ago I would never again stan an nhl team (bc I used to, like 10 years ago) and yet here we are; these two assholes (affectionate) have pulled me back in and now I'm obsessed with the san jose sharks in general. 😭 I picked the worst time to become obsessed too because it's off-season assdfhkfksjs. But yeah uh... Now I'm out here watching random sjs videos from like a year ago and getting sad that Eklund was traded. 🫠 All while being European and knowing full well that I won't be able to watch a single game live because timezones. 😭 (Btw, I watched the prospects scrimmage the day it came out just to get the feel for the new guys that might eventually make the team)
Hi you gorgeous human I'm sorry it's taken me so long to answer, I get ask-fright sometimes but I'm here and I'm D Y I N G oh my god. You're so right why have we done this to ourselves in the off season (also I'm in Australia so there is absolutely no way I'm catching live games either 😭). Why am I stanning this random-ass teal team? Why do I care so much? Why do I know so much about Stenberg rn? Why did I stay up til 4am yesterday on the willmack tiktok tag? I also feel so mmmmmmm about bandwagonning first via HR / PWHL into willmack and now NHL/SJS world as well, caring about Sports for the first time Ever it's all kind of intense for me but I'm choosing to believe this has found me for a Reason. All this to say please I'm begging you, my messages are open if you want to discuss anything and ALSO send any must watch vids or content in case I somehow have not come across some of the LoreTM in my induction to the cult 🫡
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yes shane not realising people are flirting with him but also shane not realising that HE is flirting with men he finds attractive shane who naturally flutters his big brown sparkly eyes more often whenever hes talking to a big strong handsome man shane who automatically tilts his head slightly down so his gaze is directed upwards shane whose voice turns soft and buttery while he’s delivering smooth jabs and quick compliments shane whose mouth quips into a glint of teeth and scratches the back of his neck so his bicep strains against the cuff of his t shirt shane who says ‘yeah you’d like that?’ without thinking and hums round and airy ‘mhmm’ in acknowledgement shane insisting ‘i was NOT flirting with him.’ when ilya brings it up later and ilya shrugs and says ‘you cannot help it…you’re super gay…i don’t mind, im the only one that makes you nervous’ and grins wickedly while shane blushes and makes a sound in the back of his throat as ilya descends upon him
