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happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

The time will pass anyway

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet