the real jack merridew

1) okay so this is classic but simon so smells like flowers, like he just smells nice and fresh and like flowers n yeah 😭 /pos

2) he gets good sleep like i think he’s a “go to bed early wake up early” kinda person but also i think he lets himself sleep in a bit longer on weekends

3) like indie music but also like 60s music, i feel like he would listen to frankie valli and the four seasons

4) he doesn’t spend Ages but it’s definitely not like 2 minutes, he needs to sort his hair, wash his face, get dressed, in a modern au maybe a tiny bit of makeup sometimes

5) okay so lowkey what if simon collected like rocks and crystals, i think that that’s very him

6) left handed coz idk he just kind of seems like it

7) i hc him as jewish

8) i think he likes volleyball, idk if this counts as a sport and this is a Really self indulgent hc but in a modern au i hc ralph and simon as both doing gcse dance-

9) i think he likes to take pictures of cool places and sights as well as collect little souvenirs from places

10) either a crisp warm day with a breeze or light rain

11) i hc that he’s not scared of much tbh, which i mainly do because it’s funny bcos it juxtaposes that i hc roger as being scared of most bugs and the dark so

12) the grab machine,,, he may be crap at all the others but he’s got some magic lucky streak when it comes to those things