Baby I'm the Whole Damn Meal

“Moving is…expensive. Fuck. And I swear to god, if Adrian shows us another bougie ass apartment, we’re going to be down a roommate.”

“No killing my future baby daddy, Santa.”

So, a week from Friday is opening night. but guess who is still sitting getting braids in her hair just so i won’t have to get them done during hell week

Your Time management skills are unrivaled.

“Real talk though, this trip is just what I needed to recharge. I can just kick back, relax, and not have to worry about anything. Well, anything other than a shark eating Isaac and Petra, but of that’s my biggest worry, I think I’m doing pretty good.”

“Ugh I’m beyond jealous. I should get Adrian to take me on a trip.”

“Why is it that people assign arbitrary ages to accomplishments in life? I got told today that I was too young to be married and when I was like well, I am, there was shock and disbelief. First off, I’m not too young to be married, and second I’m wearing my wedding band. Why on earth would I do that if I wasn’t married?”

“How old are you?”

“So, normally I’m not a huge fan of summertime, but summer does mean cookouts for those that do them and I do like going outside and smelling good food rather than, ya know, other shit.”

“ ‘Hey Miley want to come over for delicious grilled food?’ ‘Yes, that sounds amazing, thank you soooo much for the invitation sweetest boyfriend ever’.”

“I”m trying to decide if It’s better to start looking for a job now or wait until we’ve actually moved to Columbus.”

“I’ve already started, but it’s easier for me.”

“I forgot how exhausting pride festivals can be. I also forgot how annoying people at them can be - especially when you’re doing it sober.”

“Why are you doing it sober?”