express yourself -

blair: It is very rude to say yikes, Hart.

blair: listen, I have to believe this because my future spawn will have to deal with this until my death.

blair: But he doesn't know what's being said so its got to be fine.

blair: How young is too young for game of thrones?

blair: I have the audiobook playing while I babysit.

blair: The kid is like 9 months but he should be fine, right?

blair: I'm not messing the kid up, right?

“Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me, Hart.” 

“Oh trust me, that’s not why I’m hating.”

“Maybe not for you, but for the lady with a giant stick up her offensive ass? Most definitely.”

“People like that just aren’t worth my time.”

“like you’re not going to have moments that you want your kids to be snatched up by wild geese.”

“I’d like to hope I wouldn’t.”

Blair: When do you want to do it?

“You say that as though it’s an insult. In fact, I want that printed onto a shirt.” 

“Of course you would.”

“I honestly don’t know. But I know I’m happy. So I guess that’s enough.”

“Yeah, typically that’s good enough.”

“I don’t trust anyone, least of all myself.”

“Now seems as good a time as any, don’t ya think?”

Blair: We will, I'm definitely worth showing off.

“Fairly certain it’s a solid solution for most occasions, Logan.”

“It’s not though, it’s really not. At least not for me.”

“The mere fact that you’re even asking me that hurts; it hurts real deep.” 

“Oh get over it, dramaqueer.”

“Right, got it. Thanks.”

“Just trust yourself and say what you feel. That’s the best advice I have.”

“Because god forbid she use her 1% of brain left from the stone age to learn something new. Sounds like she needs to have a bangin’ brownie and get over it.”

“Fairly certain the solution isn’t always weed, MJ.”

Blair: Good. I'll be waiting.