Save our Planet

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

no one likes semis / tractor trailers / 16 wheelers, no one likes being near them, and they terrify like 50% of the population. just the idea of having to be in their vicinity fills ppl w/ dread even though what they do is essential to our lives

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST WITH THE EXPLANATION INCLUDED WHAT THE FUCK IT’S NOT A SHITPOST

I know German likes to take English words but when will yall realise shit like “gegoogelt” and “gechillt” sounds genuinely awful

Ich wurde outgecalled:(

#this keeps getting notes so im constantly reminded of these words#this fucking haunts me I didn’t mean for this to happen I swear

Ich habe heute ne Nachricht mit “und wir können uns irgendwo hinchillen” verschickt und musste an diesen Post denken als ich dieses Wort dann da stehen sah

aber: downgeloadet oder gedownloadet, weil das ist die wahre frage

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

I thought this was about Pink the singer for a second and wanted to know how I missed the fact that she faked her own death.

And why she was trying to escape Marina and the rest of the diamonds…

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

Yes indeed!

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice