Harry Hale

Eddie: We’re different.

Buck: Be honest

Eddie: Buck, you were just inside me 5 minutes ago…

Buck: Okay, but I’m asking if you like me.

Eddie: Yes obviously I like you.

Ilya: Best I have ever had.

Svetlana: You are so gross.

Svetlana: I meant because of his concussion.

Ilya: His abilities have not changed.

Svetlana: THE HEAD ON HIS SHOULDERS, ILYA!

I was not expecting an Anora crossover.

I wasn’t expecting it either! In the early stages of the writing process (when it was just an idea and I didn’t know who this person -man or woman- would be) I was rewatching the movie and all of sudden I was like: her. It’s gonna be her, it doesn’t matter if it’s gonna be a crossover, it’s ao3. And Shanora vs crazy girl!ilya (😂) was born.

I hope you enjoyed The Brooklyn Girl. I’m currently working on the second part, but this adult life😩. I’ll post it (hopefully soon) and I hope (if you’re still interested) you like it as well.

Shane: No.

Shane: Then stop holding my hand.

Ilya:

Troy: Do you guys realize you do this, like, out loud?

Ilya: Excuse me, I’m talking to my nemesis.

Wyatt: He’s your husband, Roz.

Ilya: That too.

Ilya: 20 minutes.

Shane: I don’t like your tone.

Ilya: Same.

Shane: Ilya…

Hayden: See you in the next life, I guess.

Ilya: Oh, no. I hope you do not wake up.

Ilya: I am doing fine.

Magic 8 Ball: Don’t count on it.

Ilya: 😟

Shane: You’re being nice today.

Ilya: I mean it.

Ilya: Is insane how “different” you are.

Ilya: Do not take this the wrong way but I feel like you should have disorder named after you.

Shane: *actually flirts back*

Ilya:

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: You’re not going to say anything?

Shane: *folds each piece of clothing that he removes*

Ilya: Not at all, Hollander.

Hayden: What are you talking about?

Hayden: Yes, it is!

Ilya: Shut the fuck up, Pike!