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Cost of living tip. Play The Sims 3 on a 5 y/o laptop to heat your whole house for free

Direct action at its finest.

I theoretically disapprove, but at least it’s ballsy as fuck.

I no longer disapprove.

Growth

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

#is this a chuck tingle novel

I think about this post a lot

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

This is a very good bit, but it’s much better to just listen to it, so here you go.