Please don't follow this piece of shit blog thanks

im washing me and my clothes bitch

She drunk as fuck

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Which ed sheeran song is this

Please rise for the National Anthem..

This may be the best thing on the internet

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

Once you reach peak goth that just happens

hi Fleetwood Mac are ruining my life again

just thinking about all those times stevie’s going to sing landslide without lindsey by her side after 40+ years and I’m not okay

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

this website was a mistake

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

i thought this was about Carrie fisher and kinda nodded “yeah she would”

oh Darth Maul’s an alien I always thought he was just really committed to his aesthetic