kiss the my ass

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

Excuse me ma'am you can't go in that elevator it can only hold 2 tablespoons

fuck we used to talk about lala and yumyum and that stuff dont grow no more

I like peanut butter whiskey I just whish it whasn't so reddit

it is also very undertale

Fuck you're right

One sip and you'll be like Hey kiddo

idk what happened where everyone realized NFTs are basically just adoptables for straight people (and peter thiel, lest we forget). like how did people not figure this out sooner

the backlash to NFTs from petit bourgeois internet artists and their cohort seems to have been very effective at staving off what i hope is an inevitable revelation - that all the things we (rightfully) made fun of NFTs for apply to all freelance digital artists, right down to expecting people to pay exorbitant amounts of money for the right to... draw someone else's original character (and the willingness to sic a hate mob or the Actual Real Life Police on people who broke the borderline unenforcible contracts)

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe