kiss the my ass

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

we used to make rage comics about how spoons will spray you with water if you wash them at the wrong angle. not anymore. now we just suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

anatine

wherewithal

grotto

umstroke

posthaste

superlative

beastmode

fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

crepuscular

peripatetic

apropos

effervescent

taciturn

cities breaking down on a camels back

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Expand dong dude? Ok. Ok. Let's just accept that we just heard the funniest shiz in the world. Yeah. That just happened.

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now