About Keyboardninja

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Creepiest sidequests ever! (And poor Edda) Done for Halloween 2016 ^^ Final Fantasy XIV © Square Enix Media: Photoshop

I-it’s not like I wanna win or anything…

Tweet of the night

“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?”  “Because fuck you that’s why.”  “I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.”  “Dude you should eat your lunch.”  “I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.” “I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.”  “Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.”  “I’m thinking about dropping music history.”  “But why, don’t you need that class?” “Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.” “So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.” “SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.” “I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.”  “If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”  

“It’s a simple repetition.” “You’re a simple repetition.” “Shut the fuck up.”

“radio feedback is absolutely a valid instrument” “spoken like a composition major”

“What was that!?” “My hopes and dreams of making it in the industry.”

 BOOTS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUUUUURR!!!!!”

graphite & colored pencil on mat board

my latest digital painting.

Max level players going back to pre 3.0 content

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.