CERANOVIS

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

having friends who you discuss and write niche pornography with is like. ok here’s the nuclear launch codes for my psyche. don’t do anything weird with it haha

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

Make sure the bit is body-safe before committing to it

It’s literally not rotten work. It’s actually fine, and I like to do it. I’m having a pretty great time, actually.

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

the 18th century is fun bc a bunch of guys are trying to make science, but the only material they have to work with was written by the clerical class and straight up wizards.

So you get people like Francis Bacon being like "these Renaissance occultists were charlatans and fabulists. Astrology is real though."

Newton: "I will simply test every alchemical manual in a laboratory setting one by one. Eventually we will figure out what works. Also I think we can make a human nervous system out of braided gold."