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born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

In horror movies you always summon demons by speaking latin. This is probably why it’s a dead language, it fucking killed everyone that spoke it

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

bone healing juice

milk

blocked

Boy am I in the mood for some bone healing juice and cookies

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

……… fuck.

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.