Neni

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

So the dream I had last night was about someone working on some sort of riverfront restaurant and they went “out back” to do something late at night but this consisted of walking down some stairs onto a tethered boat that was a couple feet under the water. Like they had to stand in the boat, water up to their waste, just to take a smoke break? They didn’t seem to mind. They seemed to think that was pretty cool. Suddenly they saw something like a half-eaten giant isopod float by and they thought that was odd but neat, you know, on this little river nowhere near the ocean, but then some huge flat segmented thing floated past their legs a little like the models of arthropleura, and it was also clearly dead and chewed up with guts dangling out of it. All these huge dead crustaceans and fish parts started bubbling up from the water, which also looked illuminated from below. Then the “protagonist” got pulled underwater by something I actually can’t ever describe or illustrate because it was so finely detailed in colorful AI-generated looking fractals and whirls, sort of in the shape of a lady in a giant flowing dress but also like a web of pink tissues. Just their face alone was all these tubes forming kind of a humanoid fish skull and every millimeter encrusted with a flowery paisley fractal shape. The next thing I saw was like a sudden cut to someone very, very old and pale and withered, looking very confused as someone else pulled them from water, and the entire front of their torso was a throbbing mass of transparent frog eggs.

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

Does free will exist?

yeah

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

he didnt even try. like jack black actually made his voice fit bowser you almost can't tell its him and then you have mario whos like "hey in case you forgot i am voiced by chris pratt who didnt even fucking try and i will talk like this for two hours"

the key to being a hater and not have it be corrosive to your spirit is that you gotta balance it out by openly loving things too. trashing shit is only respectable if you’re also capable of joy and not just oozing negativity 24/7. also when you’re being positive you’re not allowed to do it with ironic detachment. all sincerity all the time babey

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace