just a simple bean

IM PISSIFN MYSLELF YALL GONNA CALL HIM A “FEMINIST ICON” NOW

I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

VICTOR’S SECRET

So much important

Can we call it a cock sock?

lowkey jealous of everyone who gets to see you everday

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

All that Miranda Cosgrove has been doing for the past 4 years is just staying in her lane, getting an education and spending that iCarly money 

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

i’m not like the other larries… i’m a COOL larrie :) i don’t investi- …… inv- ….. [takes deep breath] INVESTIGATE WELLINGTON THE SECRECY SURROUNDING THE EVENTS OF THAT NIGHT IS PERPETU-