MIGUIMIKE

it’s not “forcing diversity” the world is really like that

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive

Adding to number 2 - she’s going to grow up thinking it’s normal for men to be controlling over whom she sees, and therefore more likely to be involved with an abusive partner because you’ve taught her that it’s OK for someone to behave that way. So when if boyfriend starts controlling who she can hang out with, she wont see it as a red flag.

i am overcome

Today’s sexuality: Gal Gadot flicking up the hem of her skirt and casually taking two pistols out of the tops of her thigh high stockings, looking bored but somehow also cheeky.

CAUSE OF DEATH; THIS VIDEO

NOT IT RELATED BUT HOLY SHIT IM GAY AS FUCK

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

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LMFAO at the Writers dragging Kennan like this. Great job guys.

He’s been doing sketch longer than most tumblr users have been alive. wtf