hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

i don't care if i flop. bunnies do that

so it truly does hit you on a random december afternoon how much life has changed since last year

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

oh yeah wise guy well why dont you find inner peace and live a meaningful fulfilled life

What? No I'm not mad, of course I'm not mad. Yeah I know my boss music is playing, don't worry about it. Come closer.

This is your pilot speaking. Do you fw me?

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

my house is pretty awesome ihave an elephant in the room and a skeleton in my closet

not many know this, but girls can awawa for extra points

Ötzi the Ice Slut