I'm a bat.

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

@psychocute

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

my dream is to be as hot and insufferable as possible

Half way there!

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.