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Fragi: “you’re looking extremely DILF-y today”

Jake: “…you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football the overwatch league”

surefour: “i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and i don’t want to fit in.”

neptuno: “thank you for mansplaining my business to me”

entire chengdu hunters: “i don’t follow rules, i make them. and when necessary, i break them”

super: “you’ve got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night”

tobi: “sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world”

i decided that i spent way too much effort for this to get buried in discord chatlogs so behold

@ ShanghaiDragons :  Today means the world to us. It’s bittersweet, and the road we’ve walked to get here was never easy. But to all the Dragons from the past and present, To all the staff who work tirelessly for our sake, To all the fans who always believed in us, This win is for you. Thank you.

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uhhh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“jake what do i do?”

“get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”