Godguri

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uhhh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“jake what do i do?”

“get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”

Why I don’t play D.Va anymore

A peek into the comms of the pros (turn sound on!)

drug use tw

ryujehong: hell fucking YEAH lets smoke this bong! haha

unkoe: úgh,.,i dó nöt schmöké óûïd.. i thöught yü knéw mamen

soon: (ate like 6 edibles and doesnt show any signs of stopping)

fleta: babe i love you but we need to talk. no weed before games. ok?

shadowburn: ive never stopped taking weed. but i am glad to share this moment with you. take my weed its probably better than what you got

seagull: oh thank you! (drinks the bong water) Delicious !

pine: babe im tryin to click heads

 jake:  In 2011, a study proved that long-term joint-smoking leads to respiratory problems, like coughing and wheezing, and airway inflammation. While there is no evidence at the moment directly pointing to the connection between lung cancer and marijuana smoking, it’s proven that you put higher rates of carcinogens in your body with a joint than you do with a cigarette per puff, and those toxins are the very things that eventually lead to lung cancer. Not to mention, when you light up a joint, it can burn as high as 2,012 degrees fahrenheit. The point at which weed starts to combust is 392 degrees, so you’re well over the limit with a blunt in your hand. That means you’ve got combusted smoke going into your system, which contains over 100 nasty chemicals, such as polynuclear aromatic hydrocarbons and carcinogenic toxins. If you ever offer me weed again I will personally call the police and make sure you are locked in.

muma: weed is gay culture so. of course king. hand me the doink