Ich finde dich süß

i like the idea that jesse pinkman is forklift certified and isnt just illegally driving a forklift without certification. like they will cook and sell meth but they draw the line at OSHA violations

idk wtf any of u are talking about but i click the little heart anyway <3

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

nonsense, we should all be so lucky when meeting our idols

Hey uh reblog if you think asexuals are LGBTQ+ regardless of their romantic identity

Enemies to best friends to lovers is about the sexual tension multiplied by the yearning by a factor of 10!pining

People in the 1970′s were like “hmm might go to the disco, might join a cult, might get serial killed, might rob a bank”

All this, and the fact that if the ocean had sharks as big as Megalodon and had enough of them to sustain the species at all, we would have found at least one Megalodon tooth washed up on a beach somewhere that wasn’t fossilized. More likely, we would have found hundreds of such teeth every year for as long as we have existed. “We didn’t know giant squid existed!” is a common argument I see from cryptozoologists, but it’s also flat out false. We did know. We knew there were giant squid for centuries because we found remains of them for centuries. We simply hadn’t captured or filmed a live one!

Jesus Christ Super-predator

I’m pretty sure that I was the one driving when we all got into this little circus car but now I’m wedged under the back seat and the clowns have just ramped us off the grandstands and directly onto the popcorn cart

O ye of little face

every year pride month happens and every year people from countries with loudly homophobic governments get to experience a very particular kind of envy towards westerners who complain about corporations putting rainbows on everything. their anger is absolutely understandable and valid yet can you IMAGINE the very concept of the lgbt flag not being treated like the plague by literally everyone in power

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

frog purse ad has had enough