Queen Of The Black Cocada

Thank god chuck Norris died now after years of being a rightwing shill destroyed his memetic legend status to all but people you can easily avoid. today would have been unbearable if it were like 2008.

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

writing omegaverse CPR because apparently that's how my brain expresses itself these days

I didn't realize this referred to a ship and was super confused at why omegaverse cardiopulmonary resuscitation would different from non-omegaverse, like oh no what does the knot do now

Fred Flinstone was the first trans man

sometimes i just say things hoping they'll take off and we'll see a cultural meltdown on twitter but they never do but I keep trying

ill say it then. posts that have 10000 notes to me

not this time chief this one don't even got legs

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

well it was worth a shot

this is what the future was supposed to be about

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

Not gonna lie the way some of y'all put words on a page is....whoagh. there really is magic in this world.

hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.